Impotence

'It's like opening a pack of Starburst and finding out you've got the green one'In this pod, Jim and Jules take on the task of dissecting another topsy-turvy week for Tottenham. After finding out that Spurs can't do it on a cold, wet night in Burnley after all, they discuss fine margins, Conte's tantrums, and a much-improved performance at Leeds, which saw the back of Marcelo Bielsa. They also look ahead to this week's FA Cup game up at Middlesbrough.Substance and satire in your handy, weekly podcast. COYS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE ARE BACK!We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad. Join us as we lavish praise on Kane and the squad as a whole and relish being another side's bogey team for once, with all the substance and satire you have come to expect from Cock & Ball.If you like what you hear, please rate, review and recommend. COYS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

" I don't know what the Korean is for "meep meep" but my God he's quick"Hope is a fragile thing, but Jules and Fenn are full of beans after a classy 3-1 win over Brighton last weekend. Join the lads to answer only fun questions like is Kane back to his best, could Cuti be one of our greatest centre halves, and why is Bentacur already our alpha midfielder?The boys also predict a punchy FA Cup run, preview our two winnable league games (famous last words) and answer listener questions. That's right, there's more than one of you after all.Your favourite blend of satire, substance and slapstick. Share the pod and don't forget to rate and review. COME ON YOU SPURS!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With special guest Steve from The Hot Spurs Podcast!Two podcasts in one, you lucky people! First, Ash and Jules are joined by the wonderful Steve to answer important Spurs questions such as Nando's or Bella Italia and Chick King or Sam's? Later they are once again joined by Cock and Ball's Serie A correspondent Chris, as the trio dissect the incomings and outgoing from January.If you enjoy the Pod, please review, recommend and subscribe. COYS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Runs like an Emu with clubfoot"Late goals and sh*t shows; join Tom, Ash and Jules as they navigate the highs of the late, late show at the King Power Stadium and a fourth defeat of the season to our West London rivals at Stamford Bridge. Ash forgets to use words, Tom makes noises and Jules tells it how it is.Don't forget to like, review and recommend to all your COYS AF mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!"Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transfer business. Just as well there isn't anything significant on the horizon... apart from Eric Dier's booming podcast presence. Join for our classic blend of Spursy satire, substance and self-loathing. We know you'd have it no other way. COYS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘He’s Santa but he’s slimmed down and had a hair transplant’After a Christmas break, Tom, Jim and Jules are back to talk about Spurs’ games over the festive period. They look at whether the draw against Southampton should be a cause for concern, the late win over Watford, and come dangerously close to giving Harry Winks some credit. Substance, satire and a bit of new year cheer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The cock had gone soft for a while. Then Conte came in and suddenly we've gone a bit hard, haven't we?"After a short hiatus from Spurs actually playing football, the boys are back this week to give you some much-needed analysis and festive cheer. Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Tottenham's 2-2 draw with Liverpool, ask whether Harry Winks can actually play football after all, and come up with as many Christmassy football puns as they can think of.It's your usual handy podcast, full of the substance you come for and the satire you stay for.Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CLEANBALLS at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpodMerry Spursmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Would you leave your dog with him?"Oh Spurs. The things you do to us. Join Fenn and Jules to wince through our embarrassing defeat to NS Mura, whether Santa Claus saved us from a Burnley bruising and just how badly we can mess up back-to-back games against newly promoted Brentford and Norwich. If nothing else, we can always laugh.Don’t forget to rate, review, and pass the pod to another Spursy mate. Or frankly, anyone. COME ON YOU SPURS!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CLEANBALLS at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"It's like being at the birthday party of a 5 year old and clapping when they blow out the candle"An injury crisis at Cock and Ball means the return of Ash's big bro Chris, this week the brothers discuss victory at home to Leeds and preview NS Mura and Burnley. Join us as Ash seeks cheap thrills and Chris requests a Conte pitch invasion.Please remember to rate, review and recommend. COYS!Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code CLEANBALLS at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.