Ep. 3 - Orientation Obstacles

This is the Season One Finale. Thanks for sticking with us guys. In this last episode the COBSI boys talking about the current state of American politics, BLM and the tragic deaths of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor with Alex Taliaferro - the closest thing we have to a Washington D.C. insider. Make sure to register to vote at https://registertovote.ca.gov/. 

**This episode of COBSI was recorded prior to the tragic death of George Floyd in Minnesota and the resulting outcry in support of police reform. We felt the national discourse should not be diverted and continue to focus on the important conversations of race. COBSI stands with #BLM and condemns hate in any and every form.** Click: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ for ways to help.Moza and Lima discuss the finer points of mens' ass cracks - and why is plumber's ass an accepted thing? The bros also reminisce on their critically formative years and why you shouldn't listen to your middle school peers for sexual education. We uncover some of Moza's hidden trauma from the 2nd grade and learn about the penny-pinching ways of immigrant families. 

Moza and Lima honor 4/20.....a month later. The guys also talk about Netflix's hottest reality TV show, Too Hot Too Handle and why joining the NRA might be a good idea. Also is anyone still even reading these? 

Moza and Alex welcome COBSI's very first guest, Allison Tran. The trio talk about being pussies, Thai strip clubs and reminisce on their raging times at the University of California, Riverside. Travel the world with the Queen of Temple City and listen to her stories about Bangkok, Bali, and Colombia. Get a glimpse inside the steamy world of Santa Barbara male stripping and why some packages don't come as advertised. 

The guys discuss copping fits off of Instagram and how to get fresh during quarantine. Later, Malhar and Alex revisit a few easily avoidable mistakes and remember that everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. 

Malhar and Alex talk about how they are holdin' it down during quarantine, what to expect during this time, and why not to open unsuspecting links. The guys also reminisce on their respective Highlander Orientations. What quarantine group do you fall under? 

Moza and Lima discuss the unfortunate circumstance of wearing a T-shirt at pool parties. Equinox has been crowned the Uber XL of gyms. The guys also discuss first date doo-doos and don'ts and travel through the steamy world of yoga. Malhar and Lima take on flamethrowers and wheelchairs while Elon Musk is out here recreating the Vietcong. 

COBSI - First episode - Tune in to two brown guys, Malhar and Alex, discuss fake snapchat story news, highlights including Ukranian midget scammers, weird diaper daddy fetishes, and a Do-It-Yourself vasectomy. The guys then discuss the weird world of online barbers and getting a haircut 101. Finally Moza and Alex touch upon the history of horny rappers spanning from David Banner to Kodak Black, and the infamous nut-grab of 2019.