Chapter Five: Grumpy / Sunshine

Confused as to what you heard previously? Don’t worry -- Sharon clears it up for you in this bonus epilogue of “Claimed By… TBD”. She also has some lifechanging realizations and chances are you will probably too.Written and performed by Becky FeldmanBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Oops! Someone keeps pressing the record button during the final life moments of Sharon and a few of her fellow survivors.  Books:  Some links may be affiliate links.Yours Truly paperbackebookaudiobookThe Lady Doctor is a VampKindlePaperbackThe Worst GuyPaperbackKindleAudiobookCapCut used as voice enhancers.Sound effects via freesounds.org: dylanperitz, iainmccurdy, JoeyCorlett, FunWithSound, craigsmith, TurboFool, nornalbion,  mlteenieBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

The “will-they or won’t-they” romance no one ever even THOUGHT about comes to fruition. So to process this reality, Sharon decides to record an episode of a fake romance podcast where she discusses groveling.  Book: Cold Wicked Lies* Links are affiliate links!*Kindle PaperbackAudiobookSounds via Freesound.org: colorsCrimsonTears Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Sharon is inspired by all of her favorite slow burn romances to stand her ground. She’ll die before her podcast studio becomes a place for the younger generation to learn things and stuff.Books: People We Meet On VacationThe Deal Slow BurnThe Hating GameSound Effects via Freesound.org from erikschenkelBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Sharon does a bit of a jam sesh this episode to get some listener feedback.Written and performed by Becky FeldmanBook: Boss Witch by Ann AguirrePrintEbookAudiobookBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Sharon’s newfound status as the camp’s “second worst survivor” is put at risk when, annoyingly, the whole dumb planet of New Deciprax is doomed to be destroyed. What a planet-sized drama queen! Life is so unfair.   Even worse? Sharon might have a new friend. F*ck!!  Written and Performed by Becky Feldman  Book:  Reality Check by Evie Mitchell  Sound Credits from Freesound.org: mlppeace, Sarissa, pesticideX, YUXUANZHAO, xtrgamrBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

After being marooned on an uninhabited planet for a year, Sharon recaps the most important and high-stakes decision she ever had to make in the universe…  Should she read or should she NOT read monster erotica where the monster has a snout?What if it makes her attracted to dogs?  And maybe she also offers some insight into another pressing mystery…  HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!  Written and Performed by Becky FeldmanBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Did Sharon’s happily ever after happen already but she just missed it? In the season 1 finale of “Claimed By… TBD”, Sharon finally realizes she can have it all… as long as “it all” means babysitting and an existential dilemma. Written and Performed by Becky FeldmanBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Sharon Manovich is in a great mood and nothing can get her spirits down. Not even a true miracle that happens to eat away at her false sense of confidence.Written and Performed by Becky FeldmanBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.

Sometimes it’s okay to lie. Or IS IT? Sharon is annoyed that she’s feeling a little guilty about lying. So clearly she needs to talk about a romance trope where LYING takes CENTER STAGE!Written and Performed by Becky FeldmanBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/claimed-by-tbd-free-version--6727748/support.