Ranching Off w/ Alaina Bamfield

Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsor: IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are joined by Alaina Bamfield in Connecticut! Sam forgets that the belt's undone, surprises Becker with an amazing treat, and could actually taste the back of his eyeballs. Nathan wants clarification on the rules, thinks those people had a plan in place, and solved peelers this morning. Alaina tried to show Becker scary things, somehow knew about the pepper, and got scolded by the fellas while driving in the rain.     00:00 In The Hedges 01:26 A Fun Romp 03:45 Second Favorite 05:19 That's Why The Kid's Here 07:48 Does This Change Your Mind? 11:09 Fought Really Hard 12:05 What About In The Car? 13:55 Joe Dirt Upbringing 15:53 The Way He Said It 17:58 Contract In A Safe 19:08 Glastonbury Freak Out Reaper 21:31 Wash Down This Pepper 24:16 Look Me In The Eye Like A Man 26:51 How Much Sausage? 28:37 Please Do 33:09 Chaturbate Sticker 35:26 Pass 36:52 Signing Bonus 38:25 Faith Was Rocked 44:10 Nobody's Getting A Scooped Bagel 45:42 Desperation Hail Mary 47:33 Porno And Black And Milds 49:20 If You Weren't Here 51:33 Lets Play That Game 53:01 How Many State Capitols Can You Name? 56:18 In Tandem 59:06 Ate Real Healthy 01:00:01 Wet And Brown     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ https://hims.com/CHUBBY     DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports app now. New customers sign up with code CHUBBY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are all at home for the Halloween weekend. Sam tells the fellas about a pretty sweet language idea, didn't think Danny could do stairs, and upset a man at the garden center with his questions. Nathan thought about saying he fell, wanted to save Kelsey money, and breaks the Patrick Stewart news to Sam.     00:00 It's Cold In Here 01:19 Filled With A Sonic Slushy 03:03 Don't Want My Son Online 04:34 We're Doing Good Burger 07:55 She Hates It 09:36 One Of Seven 10:46 Don't Make Me Regret It 12:24 I Want To See That 14:49 Esperanto 16:55 Break It In At The World's Fair 18:55 For Sure Remember 21:00 Guys Are Too Big These Days 22:16 In The Moment 25:54 Check In On My Old Phone 27:54 How Much Is That Going To Cost You? 30:41 I Do That For Everybody 32:04 Before We Left To Come Here 35:04 Shaky Around Dusk 37:11 Riff Your Way To Dog Health 39:08 Large Animal Medicine 42:30 Going To Have To Talk To HR 45:44 There's No Ramp 49:12 What Is To Be Done? 52:09 Out Galavanting 54:27 No Idea Where It Came From 56:01 Halloween Two Days Late 59:53 Six Completely Different Vibes     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsors: Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Head to https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY for Ridge's Friends & Family Sale, where you can buy two Ridge Power Banks and get a third FREE. #ad     DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Super app now. New customers sign up with code CHUBBY & spend $5 to get $200 in total bonuses within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps     Lucy - It's time to upgrade your nicotine pouch. Get 20% off your first order by using code CHUBBY at https://lucy.co/ #Ad     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are at Big DIamond Comedy Fest with Blake Hammond, Jansekok, and a quick appearance from Lukas McCrary. Sam wants Jansekok to run the numbers, wants to honey-pot someone with Dayton, and said he wanted the master squad and the two hottest boys. Nathan got pinned about AI while too high, wants to know why Jansekok is up to in his research, and is hoping Matt Hughes comes through town.     00:00 Pick Your Poison 01:30 Did What I Said 03:35 Big Part Of The Pod 05:08 Are You Okay? 06:51 What's The Probability 09:47 I Chose That 12:30 Hoping To Get Out Of There 14:00 Similar Heads 16:05 You Got To Watch It 18:26 Take A Book 22:01 Is That The New Thing? 26:23 She Was Talking About You 29:21 What's It Like To Live Here 33:00 Still Rocking 33:48 Any Kind Of Bank? 36:28 Taking Notes 39:37 Dad Hasn't Called Either 42:15 Tangled In The Net 46:42 Shut The Doors And Don't Talk 47:55 Think Again 49:35 Sounds Made Up 51:12 My Nipples Are Sore 53:33 Identify As A Gamer 55:34 Reconnecting 01:00:13 Board Games     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsors: CashApp - Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 #CashAppPartner. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement), Sutton debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton), and Bancorp debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp). Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct Deposit, Round Ups, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.     IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod     Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $20 off @chubbies with the code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby #chubbiespod #ad     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are together again in Kansas City. Sam doesn't like the usage of 'let', witnessed a crowd turn on a woman overdoing it with quesadillas, and ate a half jar of peanut butter over a sink. Nathan felt a way for the first time in a decade, only does that with Pat, and recounts a crazy gummy experience.     00:00 Is This Too Much Foot? 02:04 Bed Hopping 04:09 On All The Towels 06:15 One Of The Negatives 08:46 Should Of Rolled You 10:20 Little Curve Ball 11:54 Show Of Strength 14:06 Kiss Coin 16:57 I Didn't Mean To 19:49 Rolling Their Eyes 21:51 We Would Go 25:50 Not Trying To Brag 27:04 Six Of Them 29:32 Some Zingers 31:03 Very Much In Detroit 33:28 That Song Came On 35:06 4 Bowls 37:18 Car Juice 38:08 Fall Moves Fast 41:31 Tell The People On Your Phone 43:58 Shout It Out 45:36 New Target 47:38 It's Interesting 50:00 It's Nice To Have A Good Teacher 52:23 That's Why I'm Showing Belly 56:33 Dora The Explorer 59:32 That's A Long List 01:00:35 That's Also A Lie 01:02:28 Next Thing I Know 01:05:40 Half A Jar Of Peanut Butter 01:08:00 Welcome To Denver Moment     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ https://hims.com/CHUBBY     Tushy - 3 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code CHUBBY at https://hellotushy.com/CHUBBY #ad     ZocDoc - Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHUBBY #sponsored     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week the boys are all remote again. Sam is in Dayton getting a dog, doesn't want to say "come Turd", and tried to build a fairy wall. Nathan wants to live in the woods, got a chance to be bitchy with the youth, and tried to teach a friend about spit.     00:00 Worst Opening Ever 01:01 Been Busy 02:51 Pants Off 03:46 Twist Them A Little Bit 05:23 You're About To Find Out 06:45 Thanks For Coming 08:45 Kind Of 10:37 The Bowl Troll 13:27 Gotta Slow Down 16:08 Bruised Heel 19:29 Tries To Eat You 21:23 Crank It 24:25 Most Guys 25:37 Too Much Goldenrod 26:57 Keep The Party Going 29:49 Allowed On An Airboat 32:38 Don't Ask Him 35:58 Now This Is Called A Dab 39:25 A Big Old Bag 43:50 You Should Get Three 46:20 Man's Gotta Work 48:08 Plenty Of Room 52:23 Off Of Mint Leaves 55:31 Do You Have Lotion? 57:30 Gilded Cage 59:35 They're Awful     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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Brut is out!  This is not a full episode. Sam lets you all know that now is the time to raise some hell in the literary space.  Lets get Sam on the Best Seller list without using the manhunter list.  https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1   SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1     SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/     Sponsors: DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports app now. New customers sign up with code CHUBBY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps     IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order (plus free gifts and FREE shipping on qualifying orders) @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod     ZocDoc - Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHUBBY #sponsored     PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth     This week Sam and Lund are joined by AJ Grill in Milwaukee. Sam will get a Casey's Taco pizza in heaven, tells the guys about a role playing exercise he did once, and hated animal segments on talkshows as a kid. Nathan teaches the boys a new word for death pact, is reminded of the time he was part of a human shield, and suspects Sam's art teacher was a diddler.     00:00 Gone And Forgotten 01:53 I Do It All The Time 03:52 They Are Dropping 06:08 Never Saw It Hard 08:48 Trying To Hit 15k 11:46 They're Thriving 14:13 Shoulders Some Of The Blame 16:43 The Other Two Times We Met 18:59 Crossed Out 21:51 A Reason To Live 24:42 Turtle Soldiers 26:23 Update On Hanna 27:48 One Of The First Times 29:30 That's Why I Smell This Way 32:25 Making The Appointment Sucks 34:38 What Are You Checking 37:29 Three Feet Deep 39:28 Don't Turn Your Back 42:13 Ann Getty Stuff 44:00 Perfect Fall Days 45:55 So Glad 49:24 Gangsters Showed Up 51:52 Some Close Calls 53:15 Big Man     Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth