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We're bringing it back! Chris, Caroline, and Albie discuss Selena Gomez, the dark sides of manifestation, their personal failures, and Caroline's old cubicle. Sponsors: Factor - Go to factormeals.com/christory50 to get 50% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris is coming off a very... weird week, and talks about the future of Christory. Plus, a random Tom Colicchio story! I'm back here partially thanks to the good people at Factor -- a meal prep kit that you don't know you need until you actually need it. If you want to give it a try or thank them, go to factormeals.com/christory50 and use code christory50 to get 50% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris hosts the first ever CHRISTORY Brainstorm, where we vet topics for future episodes. And then the first topic -- Son of Sam -- takes up most of the show. Chris, Carolin, and Nando get into that summer (Caroline lived through it and shares some of her experiences), before we switch gears to the brainstorming of Gary Hart, Clinton vs. Watergate, the Pepsi Army, money popping out of Pepsi cans, and more Shoutout to Birddogs and Factor -- they're no longer technically sponsoring the show for this one, but they were cool enough to do a few earlier and we still love them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris went to see Oppenheimer in IMAX -- with his cousin Joe -- and these are his takeaways. Plus, do you read the letter your debit card comes with, we have a new sponsor (shoutout Factor!), and more! Factor is a meal prep company with food you can unbox, heat and eat in as little as two minutes. CHRISTORY cultists get 50% off -- FACTORMEALS.com/christory50 and us code Christory50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris has opened up a pizzeria and the crushing hours are why we weren't able to record last week. But we're back with tales of cupped pepperoni, assigning points to garage sale buys, opening two boxes of ripoff "historical" cards, and more. Big shoutout to BirdDogs.com for letting us skip a week and still sponsor this show. Go to birddogs.com/CHRISTORY for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who would you put on a second Mount Rushmore? We welcome Big Al Manzo to the show to help us sort out which U.S. historical figures are the "next four" to be immortalized in the side of a mountain (in either Syracuse, NY, or Paterson, NJ). We whittle a field of 30-ish finalists down -- and have some strong opinions along the way This show is brought to you by Birddogs — Go to birddogs.com/CHRISTORY or enter promo code CHRISTORY for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. We just got our free ones and will have a "fit" review next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've been teasing it for a month — here it is: a super-sized Sherlock Holmes manuscript curse episode! Plus "tsundoku," female Ghostbusters, Chris gets a call mid-show and is very upset about it, does getting a publicist make you unable to act like a misanthropic hermit?, Is Hermione Granger divorced now?, did Nikki Haley ever say anything bad about the Manzos??!! and more. And hey, if you like the show, give us a rating if you're into that sort of thing -- it helps it get noticed... somehow. See you next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode: donating books, periscopes, peeing on stone beds, Chris leaves Google reviews as himself, "Don't look in the back of an ambulance," John André's multiverse presidency, a secret Disney club, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris has a theory that ties in the Canadian wildfires, aliens, "six days of darkness" in 1966...and more. Orange skies and the small of campfires bring out the best in a man. We go back to 1966, 1953, and even the start of this podcast series in the latest CHRISTORY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, so it's not TOTALLY about the 90s -- we get into some other stuff and lead with America's first female serial killer -- but it's all related!! You'll see! Come join the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices