Episode 92: Getting Absolutely SOAKED

In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Barbie is SOLO!! Trying something new to get back into the show... Let me know if you like it and if this new format works!#theater #hellraiser #comedypodcast--------------------------------------------00:00 Intro + Life Updates02:35 Still h03'n04:31 I've been doing theater 😭06:05 Hellraiser and Clive Barker09:05 Client won't send deposit & other work stuff18:19 Weird Spotify episodes explanation.. 19:46 Outro--------------------------------------------*Mentioned* The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series:CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck Cheese CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese RedemptionCRS Ep 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE FinaleThe End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE Finale --------------------------------------------Follow CRS on IG and TikTok at @crs.show and email us at [email protected] Kitty @kittykapowww, Barbie @bloodgloss, and HEX @hex.sf IG!

In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Kitty gets replaced by a suspiciously large woman!------------Timestamps incoming!--------------------------RP's social media links incoming!-----------Follow CRS on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at [email protected] Kitty @kittykapowww, Barbie @bloodgloss, and HEX @hex.sf IG!

In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends catch up on their wettest and wildest work stories! Barbie wins a title she never expected. Kitty explores new emotional depths. And the two revisit the horrors of SMEGMAGATE!#storytime #blackmail #drama #comedypodcast--------------------------------------------The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series -CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck CheeseWatch on Spotify CRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese RedemptionWatch on SpotifyCRS Ep 90: The End of SMEGMAGATE, a D*CK CHEESE FinaleWatch on Spotify at or Youtube--------------------------------------------Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!

Your favorite goofy lil divas are BACK, and sharing the TRUTH about where they’ve been. Join us for Part 1 of this SHOCKING, Valentine’s Day themed, 2-part premiere of Champagne Room Secrets Season 4 only on Netflix and HBO+ Hulu Secrets Disney Channel.The divas cannot stay silent anymore and could NEVER be silenced. #valentinesday #drama #comedypodcast--------------------------------------------00:00 Intro + Happy Valentine’s!01:32 Vday Drinks & Snacks05:34 Is sparkling wine a gun??06:29 Where we’ve been07:26 Snack Break08:01 Barbie’s an actor!09:11 Barbie quits acting 09:41 An offer they can’t refuse10:38 NOT a drag podcast11:30 Rapid fire updates13:28 Kitty’s Champagne Secret of the Week18:15 Our next brand partnership18:18 Barbie’s Champagne Secret of the Week22:05 Our big gay Mexico trip!22:50 We love old people!!24:21 Outro!--------------------------------------------Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!

CW: Poor Hygiene & Unsanitary ConditionsIn this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends talk all about romance!  Kitty’s is blown away by a new date. Barbie is challenged to get “creative” in the bedroom. And the two break down their biggest pet peeves when it comes to clients’ grooming habits. --------------------------------------------00:00 Intro + Happy Valentines Day!02:18 Kitty's secret new fav hobby04:45 Candi's first world problem07:26 Theme of the ep: Work Stories!07:55 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 117:58 Straight men hygiene21:12 The Smegma Games: Mockingcheese – Part 224:47 Kitty's romantic date32:13 See us at Princess on 2/16! + Outro--------------------------------------------Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!--------------------------------------------The CRS SMEGMAGATE Series -CRS Ep 35: SMEGMAGATE and the Curse of the D*ck CheeseCRS Ep 51: SMEGMAGATE Part 2… The D*ck Cheese RedemptionSee Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASISPrincess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAYA DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR!-------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG! -------------------------------------------- Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

CW: discussion of drug use In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends take you on a journey through their experiences of clients mixing substances and sexy time.  Barbie has a yap attack. Kitty’s hands won’t stop trembling. And the two try really hard not to say anything explicit that might get this episode taken down.  #poppers #storytime #sexworkerpodcast -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + fur baby talk 02:13 CRS: Barbie is attracted to voice notes?? 04:34 CRS: Kitty is the next spokesperson of poppers! 06:36 Innapropriate jokes about the state of the world 08:14  Substance + work disclaimer 10:11 Kitty's massage on the slopes 17:55 Barbie plays pool with a client 22:45 Decrim + Harm Reduction 24:09 Outro + See us at Princess in SF!!! -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Overdose Prevention in Nightlife - Training Video, featuring friend of the show Kochina Rude National Harm Reduction Coalition NEXT Distro, online and mail-based harm reduction service FentCheck See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

Barbie and Kitty share their thoughts and reactions about the 2024 election and the next 4 years... #election #politics #hope -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + important redaction 01:35 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results 06:24 Wicked slander 07:05 Immediate thoughts & reactions to the election results cont. 10:03 Tackling the next 4 years 13:00 The political nature of SW & importance of HOPE 16:37 Holding space for CRYING 17:25 Our pledge to you!!! 19:10 Our feet?! 20:17 Outro -------------------------------------------- ⁠Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ⁠ --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG! 

CW: alcohol use, discussion of violence WAKE UP BABE - IT’S THE THIRD ANNUAL CRS HOLIGAY SPECIAL! In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends are busting down the front door of 2025! Barbie looks back at a very successful year. Kitty tries to get cancelled. And the two are joined by their fabulous friend Gatita Negra for the CRS time honored tradition - a messy drinking game! #newyear #stripclub #drinkinggame -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + 2024 goals we met! 06:05 2025 Goals! 10:52 Strip Club Reviews drinking game ft. Gatita!! 29:23 Ins & Outs for 2025 33:57 Outro + our final toast of 2024! -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! -------------------------------------------- Follow Gatita Negra on IG  Follow Strip Reviews Gone Wild on IG See Barbie and Kitty perform in San Francisco on Saturday 2/15 at OASIS Princess Presents: GALENTINE'S DAY A DISCO-POP DANCE PARTY + VERY FEMME DRAG SPECTACULAR! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG! 

CW: haunted paraphernalia What do you mean you’re The Activator from instant cult classic The Substance (2024) starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley? In this mini episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends wish you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Kitty communes with a spirit. Barbie uncovers a MURDER??? The two share a toast to one year of forever ruining their digital footprints with these absolutely fabulous video episodes. #thesubstance #halloween # h3h3productions -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Costumes & Halloween treats!! 03:20 Death in the CRS Cinematic Universe 04:58 Halloween Special Intro 08:02 How Barbie got her haunted dolls from the H3 Show 14:55 Kitty's GHOST experience??? 16:18 Our Halloween plans + our first big benefactor THANK YOU!! -------------------------------------------- Follow CRS on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at [email protected] Follow Kitty @kittykapowww, Candi/Barbie @bloodgloss, and HEX @hex.sf IG! -------------------------------------------- Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds

CW: substance use, sexual content In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, your spicy worker friends invite you into the yap session! Barbie falls down not one, but TWO rabbit holes. Kitty has the wildest ride of their life. The two kiki about new clients and a few old faithfuls. Shoutout to K-Hole Ken! -------------------------------------------- 00:00 Intro + Stories intro! 02:46 Champagne Secrets of the Week 06:54 Kitty's client is an EMPATH & Reiki HJs?? 12:49 Diaper Change client pt. 2 18:40 Kitty's forced feminization client 24:00 K-Hole Ken ORIGIN 28:27 Kitty's insane CBT client 34:25 Outro -------------------------------------------- Watch on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --------------------------------------------  Follow CRS on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠IG⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ at @crsecretspod and email us at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kitty⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Candi/Barbie,⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HEX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on IG!  --------------------------------------------  Motion Backgrounds by: "#Motiongraphicsbackgrounds" Channel: @motiongraphicsbackgrounds