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The season may be over, but the tension between front office and head coach is just heating up. Will Rene Weiler be sacked? Do we even want that? Plus, everyone's favorite, a tier list of the DC United roster. Spoiler: there's no S tier, and A tier looks deserted too.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

The smoldering corpse of DC United will take the field this Saturday against NYCFC. We don't talk about it. 7 years with no playoffs will do that to you.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Skyline chili is no good for you, folks. DC crapped the bed in the two biggest games of the year. Coincidence? Don't think so.United has one foot in the grave after back-to-back defeats by FC Cincinnati. Although we're not dead yet, we're pretty close to limp noodle territory. Let's reflect a bit on the coaching that got us here.By the way, do you know the longest streak of missing the MLS playoffs? No reason, just asking.Martin Austermuhle's reporting on the Audi Field roof situation: https://www.washingtonsun.com/metro/audi-field-dc-united-roof-renovation-spiritMusic by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Well we may have gotten blown out, but somehow we're still in the playoff race. Martin Ojeda will haunt my nightmares, but that's a small price to pay to have won the eternal Atlantic Cup.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

What's worse than losing? Letting down Walmart in the big Saturday Showdown. Sorry Weibe.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Sometimes we can score three goals, but apparently only when the other team does too? It went full on #DCUAfterDark this weekend as DC got a 3-3 draw at Vancouver. All credit to Prince Owusu and Montreal for keeping the playoff line in sight with a win over Cincinnati!Also I said a bad word because I got carried away talking about the Red Bulls. Oh well. FTRB.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Never fear, Private Equity is here! I know you were worried there aren't enough brands in your life.This episode gets a little rant-y, because boy do I have feelings about that Atlanta game. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Sometimes transfer windows slam shut. This one came and went with a whimper. United changes formation and gets a shutout for the first time in months! Wasn't quite enough to beat LAFC, but keeping Son and Bouanga quiet is a win.Will we get a surprise win at Cincinnati? I think not!Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

And not in the good way either. DC gets 0 points this week and we break down what went wrong against New England and Charlotte.Will United make any more signings? Or continue leaving the bench empty?And what will it take to beat Son, Bouanga, and LAFC?Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Sean Johnson stands on his head, Lloyd Sam evaluates our players' bodies, and DC escape Montreal with a point. We go through the goals and tactics and evaluate newcomer Kimito Nono. What will happen against New England and Charlotte? Draws and draws and more draws.Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever