We Did the Math. We Regret It

Every month, Jessica suspects credit card fraud. Every month, the investigation leads back to Jessica. Jessica and Camilla tally up all the things we’ve decided are totally normal to pay for, from the $11 coffee with cold protein foam to the $24 Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie, the DoorDash order that triples in price, $8 airport water, and concert tickets that cost more than rent. Along the way, Camilla confesses to a TikTok Shop habit she can’t explain, Jess defends her supplement-loaded water (she’s too scared to stop), and the two debate Becca Bloom’s theory on who should pay for dates, why every man on the red carpet is secretly wearing blush, Bryan Johnson’s biohacking routine, candles that cost $500, and how so many people in LA are driving baby blue G-Wagons. Then Jess does the math on four “normal” habits, and the total is horrifying. The verdict? Little treats are worth it. Probably. Tell us what we missed and what’s hiding on your credit card statement! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Head to oatsovernight.com and get 25% off your first box when you subscribe. Visit PashionFootwear.com and use code WRAD at checkout for 20% off your first order. Alloy is the only menopause platform with a scalp-to-lash hair care solution. Visit myalloy.com and use code WRAD for 20% off your first order! Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices