Ep. 9: Bards & Nobles - Showing Hull

The gang ventures into the seedy underbelly of Saltmarsh's local economy to meet some colorful characters and shop for illegal stuff. Contains: war profiteering, blood magic, High Secrets, limb grafting for fun, and much more!

The gang meets with Pete from the Carpenters' Guild to finally arrange the construction of their femboy cat cafe. Contains: Marba’s bakery, vodka oolong, tittymisu, a 5SOS Fathead, backrooms living room, and much more!

The gang goes shopping. That’s it. Contains: legally mandated smoke breaks, buying a grill, porn on vinyl, zad bods, and a little bit more!

The gang takes over a smuggling ship, makes a few unlikely allies, and sets their sights on DIY home renovations. Contains: a speakeasy maid cat cafe, Kevin, James, and Chandler (the silly one), a wat mitzvah, pirate peanut butter, dilation checks, and much more!

The gang does a little bit of renovation, have a bonfire, and get ready for their big clandestine operation. Contains: popper scams, house cleaning montage, an artistic Saw trap, Dr. Frank, and much more!

The gang tries really, really hard to unload their newfound contraband.Contains: Smegyn Kelly, a cat maid cat cafe/speakeasy, Ball Bearings Titus, Gnome Depot credit cards, the Wolf of Waukeen, and much more!

The gang fights some skeletons. That's it.Contains: raspberries of spite, fantasy Mexico, secret drinking in the background, and much more!

The gang finishes exploring the haunted house and delivers the good news to Eda. Contains: Yepip’s good buddy Paul, goldbelly, Gnome Depot, 69 Vandelay Dr., many piña coladas, and much more!

The gang gets into a bit of a jam, and they subsequently attempt to murder their way out of it. Contains: bandit negotiations, JAYSON!, combat pickpocketing, orbing time, dagger coke, and much more!

The Bayou Crew sets out on their first adventure - investigating a long-abandoned haunted house outside of town.Contains: Joe Rogue-an, a parrot of some kind, a badly drawn duck, dookie panning, and much more!