Episode 9: Willow

Here's a tip, when an old Chinese man in a basement doesn't want to sell you a pet... don't get it! This Christmas/Horror movie is full of creepy critters in tiny wigs carrying around miniature guns and wreaking havoc on an entire town. All because a man in his 20's who lives in his parents attic can't take care of the pet he got for Christmas!.

It's the holiday season and time for an adventure in Toyland! Join a very young Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves on an epic journey to save the mystical Toyland from Mr. Barnaby Barnicle and his goons. A house shaped like a bowling ball, nursery rhyme characters all around including a football lion(?), and Grand Cookie Larceny! There is something for everyone in this movie, including the Karate Master himself, Pat Morita!

A young boy traveling through time to a future he doesn't understand and doesn't belong in. Follow David as he navigates the difficulties of the entire world aging around him and a space ship named Max who needs his help!

A damp and decaying Irish castle is on the brink of foreclosure. The only thing to do is lure some stupid American tourists to a "haunted attraction" to earn some money. Unfortunately this castle really is haunted with a damsel in distress, a warty husband who tends to get stabby, nuns with glowing eyes, and a talking horse! How can you say no to all that?

A family of practical jokers find themselves in a new town and a new home. There's only one catch, it's haunted by a grilled cheese faced pilgrim ghost. And if that weren't enough a little ghost boy with a cold has stolen Fuzzy Teddy Bear! Pulled together with a common goal this family MUST steal the cloak from Mr. Boogedy... before it's too late!

What could go wrong babysitting a 15 and 8 year old on a Friday night? How about EVERYTHING! Listen in as we discuss the "80's classic" that follows a group of rag tag kids on the adventure of a lifetime through the tough streets of Chicago. Nudie mags, chop shops, hooks for hands, Thor, unforgivable bangs. This movie has something for everyone if you can stand it.

A young mouse with pneumonia will send his mom Mrs. Bisby on the adventure of a lifetime! Along the way she will have to learn the secrets of her dead husband to understand the super intelligence of the rats that live in the rosebush. It will all make sense eventually I swear! Heartwarming and exciting! 

Disclaimer! My mic switched from the headset to the computer mic so I sound like I'm talking on a tin can telephone. Sorry! You can still enjoy The journey of a sheltered Nelwyn who happens upon a Daikini baby and must take her to safety with the help of a young Val Kilmer..... meow! Magic! Romance! Trolls that turn into phallic moat monsters! This movie has it all!

Dorothy heads back to Oz and meets a new group of friends including a talking chicken, a copper robot, a pumpkin head, and a Gump! But whatever you do Beware the Wheelers! An adventure if ever we saw one!

A psycho in pigtails who can lift a horse, a surly sea captain who is king of the cannibals, a glue man in the attic, these are some of the atrocities you will be forced to endure if you choose to watch The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking. We are not recommending you do however as you will never get that time back. Best to just listen to the podcast.