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With segments like "Karen's in the Wild" and "AITA" today, Oliver spirals over the sheer indecency of the average human being. He shakes it off with fun facts to brighten his day and ideas. Today, Oliver also runs into a particularly wild Rad Lib titled "Hercules" that made him wheeze. And thankfully was sent a blind link for "The Facepalm Faceoff" which hasn't been done in quite some time!MERCH:Doomsday ArcadeEmail: [email protected]

Oliver is shook this week discovering appetizing stories of celebrities gone wild and relationship advice he can't deliver!MERCH:Doomsday ArcadeEmail: [email protected]:https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/tQ30wxxq31https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/VzJKpBy83Ihttps://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/w6Dngj43CYhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/3G1noT1sXShttps://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/YNSbxIe4ZVhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/s/A7Il8KdoZlhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/s/QkKcBjpnAnhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/s/VdiO7M2JQkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/retailhell/s/UQ9QAIGgxthttps://www.reddit.com/r/retailhell/s/HZclxicyVHhttps://www.reddit.com/r/retailhell/s/j7zXU4NjvXhttps://www.reddit.com/r/retailhell/s/GmnmcBjDF4https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2021-04.htmlhttps://www.thewordfinder.com/wordlibs/story-39/https://news.sky.com/story/bulgarian-football-club-arda-kardzhali-apologise-after-holding-minutes-silence-for-former-player-who-is-still-alive-13331118

Oliver tries out a new segment, "Dumb Advice," to give out freebie guidance to the dummies of the web. He covers a hilarious facepalm of the Week and uncovers a slew of unhinged AITA stories.Submit your own to [email protected]:Doomsday ArcadeCREEP COTTAGE:https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/creep-cottage/episodes/The-Dyatlov-Pass-Incident--PHASE-4-Missing-Persons-e317jinSOURCES:https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/Nsyg6AnwjBhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/KIoKKZNmovhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/31yP0dIxAhttps://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/TcaCS7vaG1https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/0shKgvdtethttps://youtu.be/MuoDjAabDqY?si=nK0hA7vtGLXSnTswhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/TC63VyuAc2https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/0Xvdndbg95https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/EZLJChnrNlhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/IBQZBD7uqohttps://www.thewordfinder.com/wordlibs/story-7/https://people.com/maryland-woman-discovered-accidentally-declared-dead-renew-drivers-license-8778298

With every episode comes a new surprise, especially in today's show, where nothing is as it seems...Oliver outlines ridiculous stories for "Confession Therapy" and a new segment, "Karen's in the Wild". He laughs along, trying to solve riddles in "Game Brain", and crafting a gut-splitting story for "Rad Lib".Domestic Violence Hotline:800-799-7233Suicide Hotline:988MERCH:Doomsday ArcadeCREEP COTTAGE PODCAST:https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/creep-cottage/episodes/Wraith-VS-Minotaur--Guest-Starring-Camilla-Aston-e30sa40https://open.spotify.com/show/4vruSQHckXhl90OaJmLITOhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/creep-cottage/id1673145836

What is Doomsday Arcade? Why should you listen? If you like the laughs and crazy out-of-pocket content, then we've got your back!

Terrified of the incroaching doom, Oliver distracts himself with another whacky episode filled with unbelievable stories. He uses the segment "Comedy Baptism" to warm up his humor and other segments like "Florida Man" and "Debunker" to show us humanity's downfall. Play along to "Game Brain" and laugh to "Darwin Awards" as we collectively belay our worries and put off our problems.

Oliver whisks us away on another path of destruction! Bringing back a fan favorite, he plays Game Brain with us and challenges us to think about "Origins of Common Words." Delving deep into the internet, he scours for Influencer fails and brand-new segments like Darwin Awards and Instant Karma! Tag along to conquer a whole new hellscape to process this week.MERCH:Doomsday Arcade

With Oliver back in the studio, and a few life changes, he gives us some more zaney tall tales from the internet! Terrified of the future of our race, he presents segments from Celebrity WTF's to Florida Man, so he doesn't feel so alone in his despair! As well as introducing a new segment, titled "Instant Icks," with a foul Reddit story named "Gaycation". Strap in for unbelievable stupidity tearing through your roof! Its time for Doomsday Arcade. Will you surrender or be destroyed??

The world continues to burn around us and Oliver is ready. Wanting company for the ride to hell, he brings guest, Linda Scott, to react to today's stories alongside him. Uncovering blatant disrespect in AITA, revealing disturbing local Utah news, and cringing at the Facepalm of the Week! Stick around if you can stomach it!

Oliver is frightened by the sheer volume of stupidity found this week! Packing a wallop of stories from AITA to Confession Therapy. Listen along to make your own judgements and tactics to avoid similar behavior in the future.