Bitter Chatter 037 - Q&A Pt. 2

A reunion. A soft finale. A half goodbye. An ode to two idiots.Consider this a wrap-up on this period of our creativity. Bitter Chatter ran somewhat regularly during 2021 and 2022, which was a turbulent time in our lives.2025 is irregular, weird, and kinda scary. We're leaving this door a few inches open, should the stars align perfectly for us to create another episode.Until then, take care of yourselves, and keep watching the skies.

HO HO HO! This is insufferable year has nearly come to it's merciful conclusion! I mean- MERRY CHRISTMAS (To those who celebrate it). This holiday is considered both joyful and suffocatingly corporate, but everyone in the world has some form of Christmas memory. So let's take a trip to the North Pole, steal from Santa's frighteningly large intelligence database, find our two favorite idiot boys, and listen to them talk about how this holiday has been for them over the years! 

I bet you thought we'd do our Halloween special during Halloween, huh? Well now you're in for a spooky Thanksgiving surprise! These walking dead aren't very grateful to be part of our new gameshow, but maybe some crisp Zombucks will persuade them? Nope... no, it seems all that did was confuse them. And it made that one little girl one cry. Uh oh. Uh, in the mean time while we slowly back away from this situation and try to nab ourselves a Cornetto, come join us for the brand new hit show that's sweeping the remnants of civilization! Who Wants To Be A Zombillionaire? No really, I'm asking.

The boys are out getting milk at the store this week, but not in that way. That's such a cliché. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming in time, but for now we're gonna take a walk down memory lane and relive some classic goofs, gaffs, and the inescapable heat-death of our own intelligence. Join us, won't you?

It's Sunday afternoon. The Jets are down by 30 with 2 minutes left. Things are looking pretty glum, but you're still going to do this all again next week. Why is that? Because the NFL is a titanic industry that has hooked itself into the brains of every football fan in the world. But why is it so enticing? Well this week Brooks and Carmine take a look at half of the league (the AFC half) and discuss each team and how they got to where they are now. Oh shit... sports.

Where have we been? Well, for the last few weeks we've seemingly been right here. But what about the last time we actually rose from our coffins to live the only real existence that is being on Bitter Chatter? Well we watched a lot of new things and we wanna talk about it. So here's that!

Become prepared for the most recent installment of Unsweet Conversations! Alright, screw that. Synonyms are too hard. And that difficulty is on full display in this episode as our two stupid heroes try to decipher their native language in a game full of twists, turns, and terrible guesses!

What happens when two men of questionable intellect are put into a simulation that affords them limited control of their reality? How does a masterful technological system respond to the whims of nitwits? Allow us to escort you down the rabbit hole, back through time, and into tomorrow. Here, we shall create legends together.

Oh? You're asking us questions? Instead of listening silently, you're handing the content right to us? Well good, because we can't answer the heck out of your questions if you don't... ask them. So yeah. Welcome to the second official Bitter Chatter Q&A session!

Life is conflict and pain. But sometimes... it's not? That depends on you. Now, you have been shown the obstacle. You see it staring back at you. You've assessed the situation, you know the odds, and you've been presented the ultimate question. Will you fight? Or will you give up? Please don't give up, listen to the episode.