Jonathan Taylor Requests a Trade! Plus: Netflix's Quarterback, Reviewed

Bandit previews the Game of the Week as Denver heads to Miami and tries to withstand the heat, plus: We need to talk about the Justins (Herbert and Fields)

Bandit talks fantasy expectations for Dalton Kincaid, Dawson Knox, James Cook, Stefon Diggs, Gabe Davis, and Madden cover boy Josh Allen

Everyone is losing their minds! Bandit focuses on Week 1 overreactions to Jahmyr Gibbs's debut and the Detroit Lions schedule over the first six weeks of the 2023 NFL Season.

Bandit reveals his Week 1 rankings, which you can find every week on the website at https://www.bandit.football/rankings/ Players discussed, include: Quarterbacks Trevor Lawrence — #2 Anthony Richardson — #10 Baker Mayfield — #16 Running Backs Cam Akers — #13 Dameon Pierce — #14 Breece Hall — #49 Wide Receivers DK Metcalf — #7 A.J. Brown — #19 George Pickens — #25 K.J. Osborn — #34 Tight Ends Jake Ferguson — #9 Noah Fant — #10 Hunter Henry — #13

Bandit goes superstar QB with J Herb and Sunshine but finds it difficult to draft on the computer

Bandit revisits his 2022 Top 100 redraft rankings to see the hits, misses, and what to bring to 2023

Bandit starts off the draft with a genius-level first four picks then slowly loses his goddamn mind

Also: Justin Herbert's rich cat dad contract, Aaron Rodgers' restructure and Joe Burrow heading into training camp unsigned, and now injured. Time stamps coming soon!

Bandit simply cannot accept the "dynasty dead zone." We signed up for year-round fantasy football, people. So it's time to step into the lab and chef up some classics. The Bandit leads us into the "Sicko League" and scales the terrain before diving headfirst into the trade waters—and even considers the taboo: trading away Patrick Mahomes

The Bandit took a look at the NFL schedule and determined the only games worth watching this season. Timestamps below for all you sickos: Week 1 — Houston at Baltimore (0:36) Week 2 — Green Bay at Atlanta (03:07) Week 3 — Denver at Miami (05:01) Week 4 — Seattle at N.Y. Giants (6:48) Week 5 — Kansas City at Minnesota (8:33) Week 6 — Dallas at L.A. Chargers (12:05) Week 7 — Cleveland at Indianapolis (13:50) Week 8 — Houston at Carolina (15:08) Week 9 — Buffalo at Cincinnati (16:45) Week 10 — San Francisco at Jacksonville (18:05) Week 11 — Chicago at Detroit (21:24) Week 12 — L.A. Rams at Arizona (24:42) Week 13 — Indianapolis at Tennessee (27:40) Week 14 — New England at Pittsburgh (28:40) Week 15 — N.Y. Jets at Miami (29:20) Week 16 — N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia (31:31) Week 17 — Carolina at Jacksonville (32:45)