Too Dumb to F*ck

Kurt and Scotty talk about how the voice of Tigger also invented the first artificial heart, the weirdest town names, Casper residents divided over skeleton sex orgy on top of car and actor playing Jesus accidentally lifted 100 feet in the air! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo in Vegas drank 40 beers, why people who drink their own pee are obsessed with AI and deer will soon be all over New Jersey roads looking for sex! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chloe Radcliffe is back on Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about the top 5 scariest urban legends and a British grandfather that grew the world’s largest pumpkin! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about when the CIA attached microphones to cats to spy on enemies, friends embark on 20 year board game battle, Orifice the Awebot, and a second crane topples onto home while trying to remove first crane! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie Nolan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a driver that intentionally crashed into a grocery store just to use the restroom, Altadena’s last working payphone, a Nigerian man dances for 7 days to win world record and five generations of Iowa family share the same birthday! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a tarantula that was going to die a virgin so his owner turned to reddit, France's record heat wave has pushed champagne levels to historic highs and how regularly going to the bar makes you healthier! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that trained crows to snatch red hats, the peanut butter smearer attacks fair, metal detectorist find Finland’s largest viking coin hoard and a river that is home to over 500 crocodiles chosen as rowing home for Olympics! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that steals fire truck as crews battle fire at his home, your boyfriend might be too dumb for a good relationship and the mystery man who appeared on two thousand licenses after printing error! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mo Welch is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about West Seattle's only freelance beaver detective, a teacher who arranged classroom by zodiac signs and the Spiderman thief who learned tricks by working as a Power Ranger! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a hospital report that blames patient's fart as cause for a fire in the operating room, states where you’re most likely to get struck by lightning and a Florida steakhouse allowing a classy nude dining experience! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.