Chapter 49: Third Year: Know Thyself

British slang dictionary:'On the pull' - out looking for a date/chatting people up'Pisshead' (piss-head) - a heavy drinker/alcoholic

Remus is once again at a loss with crying girls

CW for lightly used homophobic slur and a bit of swearing

Back at school, and Remus is gay for his teacher

In which Remus realizes that he's supposed to like girls

feat. Remus not knowing he's gay (again)

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Author Notes: Words, words, words!

I'm back :P (I moved and started college and have a relationship so I've been super busy sorry guys!!!!!!) Btw: if I ever decide to quit (which I won't), I'll let you guys know so you can stop asking if I'll ever be back when there's a large gap between episodes.Author notes: The prank progresses, the first gathering of the slug club, and a confrontation.

The marauders come up with a plan to get back at the SlytherinsThe song at the beginning is 'Prettiest Star' from David Bowie's 'Aladdin Sane' album. Lyrics:Cold fire, you've got everything but cold fireYou will be my rest and peace, childI moved up to take a placeNear youSo tired, it's the sky that makes you feel triedIt's a trick to make you see wideIt can all but break your heart.