S1 E5: Skunk's Technology 101

The only thing hotter than this scoop are Skunk’s hot wings, but not by much! In this accidental post-election episode of Alien Hunters Hotline! we got an exclusive interview with Mayor Taco Lawrence. No spoilers, but here’s a nibble of this spicy rub: Dilf Lundgren dropping out of the race by disappearing wasn’t the random coincidence we all thought it was. And all those last minute votes for Mayor Lawrence? They might extra terrestrial.Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!--Ryan Asher is an LA-based comedian and writer. Watch her destroy on season two of Foul Play with Anthony Davis on TBS and check out her show, The Bert Show, on the ForeverDog YouTube channel. Follow her and make your life better:Instagram and TikTok: @reen_machineThe Bert Show on YouTubeJoin the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

You called, we didn’t answer on time apparently! Thankfully that beautiful invention, the voicemail, was there to pick up the slack. In this episode, we listen to your messages and answer with the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about all things aliens and our personal lives. And to spoiler alert in the show notes, we have a message for the CIA agent who called us: we’re on to you, pal. Stop nuking our bandwidth and let the people hear the truth!Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!--Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

BREAKING NEWS—the Alien Hunters Hotline! got its first caller! We finally got to do what we were born to do, pick up the phone and hunt some aliens. Who cares that the caller was Cooper Farg, the most annoying piece of trash that always tried to hang out with us in high school. But we squeezed some juice out of this rock, because he’s an insider at Boeing and folks, you’re not gonna believe what we find out.Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!--Follow Tim Lamphier on Instagram at @totallytimlol and catch him doing improv around Los Angeles!Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

On today’s episode of Alien Hunters Hotline!, Roy takes the boys through his new extracurricular activity: a book on etiquette. They’re actually pretty upset about it the whole time because this is a podcast about extraterrestrials and not extracurriculars, but we get some emotional breakthroughs that will almost likely lead to more aliens.Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

The aliens can run, but they can’t hide, because Skunk’s got some new technology ready for field testing. We’re firing up the time laser to track these green freaks through the continuum. Skunk also gives us a lesson in morse code, which leads to a truly groundbreaking discovery about boats and their extra terrestrial connections.Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!--Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

More like the Alien Hunters Coldline! We aren’t getting any calls. That’s likely due to aliens and/or the CIA are nuking our broadcast. But it could also be a matter of popularity. That’s why we asked Kathy Chud, the most popular person in Fremont, to join us on the show and give us some tips on getting the word out.Please give us a call anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!--Follow Elizabeth Andrews and see her show, Connor’s Basement, at Meadow York Manor in Los Angeles on November 19th.Instagram: @itsyourmanagerYouTube: @elizabethandrews472Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

Media literacy is at an all-time low and apparently the people of Earth don’t know about the danger of websites. The Alien Hunters are here to help. Don’t let any eight-armed beasts and extraterrestrial masters of technology convince you you’re lonely.Instead, call us anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

On this episode of Alien Hunters Hotline!, the phone is still not ringing but nevertheless we persist! We’re diving into Reddit to root out the truth of what is and is not an alien so that you, the listener, know what to call in about.You can call us anytime at (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

Buckle your friggin’ seatbelts, gang. Alien Hunters Hotline! has finally arrived and just in the nick of time. The Navy’s got UFO documents, people are testifying that aliens are real, and Roy Dunch has arrived back in Fremont, Ohio. It’s time to meet the saviors of the human race. Put on your headphones, button your tinfoil suits, and don’t touch that dial.Unless it’s to call (419) 463-2626. Line’s open!Join the hunt:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alienhuntershotline/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@fremontsfinest?lang=enYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AlienHuntersHotline

Aliens are real and they’re ruining our lives.This is the founding principle of Alien Hunters Hotline!, a new podcast dedicated to educating, conversating, and eradicating all alien life on Earth.Join big city slicker and disgruntled former radio host Roy Dunch and his childhood best friends, [REDACTED] and Skunk, as they embark on a relentless quest for truth. Nothing will stand in the way of their mission: to destroy all alien life. They just have to, you know, prove it exists first.Starring Harrison Lott, Kellen Schneider, and Riley Cecil Taggart