Tabletopalypse S02E01: Enjoy Your Hepatitis!

"When I grow up, I want to be a taser" - Carl, probably. Content Warnings Guns Injury Bad gun safety Death Mentions of ableism Like infinity "bear arms" jokes Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode... I just wanted a cozy cafeteria episode... Content Warnings Injury Poisoning Guns Trigonometry Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

LIQUID FIGHT!!! Maurice is back and there will be chaos. Hang on to your bucket and/or assless chaps. Content Warnings Blood Death Overwhelming emotion Penis jokes References to porn Gross phlegmy noises Extended tangent about spiders (from 43:15-44:50) Doing math bad Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

It's time to ask the hard questions, like "What is the nature of reality?", "What year is it?" and "Why do so many people's names end in -ice?" Content Warnings Mild body horror Anxiety / emotional exhaustion Corporate-speak Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

This week, the story of how we narrowly escaped a room in order to get to another room we'll probably have to narrowly escape from. But hey, at least this room has books! Content Warnings Discussion of how you would torture a liquid Blood Jokes about bondage and leather Underwear Famous people named Carl

We have reached PEAK BUCKET. We have also reached a warehouse. Tune in to hear about Red's past and where narwhal-jetskis come from. Content Warnings Jokes about dismembered body parts Discussion of cannibalism An intentionally vague allusion to sexual misconduct That feeling when you are your own caltrops Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Is it time for lore drops? A little. Is it time for trolley problems? In a sense. Is it time to explain how solar systems work? Oh hell yeah. Content Warnings Guns Existential themes Mentions of genocide Blood Memes that are no longer topical Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

We're getting closer to some answers, and hopefully farther from bears with guns. Join us as we miscommunicate our way towards learning Facility lore. Content Warnings Guns Bodily fluids Hands with too many thumbs Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Our characters are intrepid explorers growing ever closer to the answers to their questions. The players, on the other hand, are the kind of people who get distracted from the sound of gunfire by the nuances of making tea. Content Warnings Drugs/alcohol discussion Illness Vomiting/emetophobia  Gunshots The Monty Hall problem Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier

Things that we dive into this episode: the Facility, different units of pressure, HR practices, Pirates of the Caribbean, and whether Carl could mind control someone. Things that were actually part of the plot: mostly just the first one. Content Warnings Heights/falling Illness Bodily fluids Feet Death Vomiting/emetophobia  use of the word 'moist' Cover art by Pocket Dragon Art Theme song by Nick Spurrier