46. Locke Locked Eyes

The sloggish end of season 2 is now complete. Notebook number 2 ends here, on episode 54. The teens are loving Oasis and they both are now connected with DSL, not dick sucking lips folks, they both have a Digital Subscriber Line for internet access which means they can put cryptic away messages up on AIM. Amanda possibly has tiny feelings for B cubed still. The girls are going to homecoming, then it's almost Christmas break, and surprisingly they are still hot single lasses. Teen Nae slams her crush for being one dimensional and is over him. They also saw Elf for the first time 20 years AGO! The last entry from Amanda reveals both girls have plans to go to the UK?! What will happen when they go? Did they meet Dan and Tom and their mums? Season 3 may have these answers, they may not. The episode ends with another AmaNae awkward sign off.

It's the second to last episode of Season 2. What will happen? Will the girls have a summer fling? Will they get their first kiss in the final entries? All signs point to no but they can hope and dream! 2003 Amanda and Jenae are basking in the summer of freedom and days filled with hanging out and fan fiction posting, but sophmore year starts tomorrow. Jenae picks the ugliest outfit for a boyfriend if she had one.  Women Amanda and Jenae are feminists and see how society did not encourage that 20 years ago which is evident in their shaming of Britney and J Simps, forgive us ladies. Episode wraps up sending all the love to Palestine and those affected by the war, and to women globally who continue to be assaulted and harassed.

A prep fail by Jenae lead to this podcast episode without ANY notebook reading, which is a-okay because that's liiiiiiiiife babyyyyy. The women catch up on Harry Potter happenings, concerts, Jenae's love for soup season, Halloween costumes, Twilight, etc. They also discuss N*SYNC touring, and if watching them dance the same in their 40s would be weird. Would they wear huge parachute jeans again? The notebook readings shall resume next week.

Amanda and Jenae are back in teenage action after a podcast pause! There's a little bit of this and little bit of that going on. Freshman year is over, the drama has paused and the girls are hoping for a summer fling and to just casually play the field. Amanda is dominating the fan fiction world online. Amanda and Jenae also realize they don't say I love you to each other as much as they did 20 years ago. Amanda is air frying in real life and Jenae is making muggles but secretly hoping they be a witch.

Don't worry, when the time comes, these girls are ready to kiss because 1) they have white ass teeth and 2) they are hoarding a ton of Victoria Secrets mints on the READY. The girls launched their TV debut with a VHS in history that was deemed the best in the class, voted solely by Amanda and Jenae. Amanda is obsessed with the registered trademark symbol and being the Guru of the forums. Jenae is saving up for a computer and summer is just around the corner. Amanda is growing from Hawaii and Jenae can't stop yawning throughout the podcast, warning there are a lot of yawning pauses.

Fall is upon us in 2023 and spring is in full swing in 2003. Teenage Amanda is about to get hooked up with freaking DSL?! And the truth comes out that she spent hours in her room just looking at sexy boy posters on her ceiling. Jenae's first of many official German crushes is documented in this entry, and she's so over the boy who won't kiss her. There's continuous yearning for boyfriends as always. In today's world vacations and podcasts rule the world of obsessions!

There's a lot of food chatter on this episode. Talking about food from 2003 and 2023. Of course there are endless hotties to talk about. Amanda talks about learning the drums and guitar so she can be that cool badass music playing gir, and randos are trolling her on AIM. Jenae's kiss potential is hot and cold, he's a hard to read teenage boy and she's thinking she's going to move on to some fresh meat. Yur girls are going to get an IKEA soon in 2003 suburbia, and they're consumer hearts are psyched. All the teenage shade this episode is thrown at British dentistry and Hilary Duff.

How hot is hottttt? These are the type of questions that are asked by Jenae and Amanda every day. Hottttt is referring to a guy at high school who they can barely remember today. Amanda is obsessed with him and B cubed. She also creamed herself a bit at Disneyland when she and a teenage boy checked each other OUT! It was intense. The girls are thrilled the Harry Potter DVD is out and they had themselves a little hot Harry Potter party to celebrate. Jenae has a flashback to when she dressed up as Barbie and it was a cross between Weird Barbie and Orthodontic Barbie. The 15 year old endless thoughts continue in this episode!

Sporadic notebook entries and sporadic podcasting is what Amanda and Jenae do. Real life continues and Amanda locks eyes with B cubed, because of high shcool fate. He actually looked AT her folks. Teen amanda wants the teenage super power every girl wants, to be a man magnet. The Chamber of Secrets dvd is about to drop, and the girls know what scenes they're putting on repeat ;) Jenae is edging towards that first kiss with her man-boy crush. Lets go!

This is the last episode where Amanda and Jenae share oxygen and each others auroas, at least for the forseeable future. They enter the great anti fantasy frontier. They surprise themselves with how much real life they have to write about. Young Amanda is planning from Prom two years in advance, she IS punk and Van shoes turn her on. Jenae goes on about teen life and is prepping for that first kiss, we think it's coming soon. We pose the question: do we all bleed simultaneously in the multiverse? Periods in every universe? And lastly, they end very abruptly thanks to le puppy.