Awkwa-Man

Minnesota Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Today is the last day on Earth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about power spanking. Originally aired Friday, November 13, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drink your teeth off. Sometimes you have to bite a kid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your robot pal. Originally aired Thursday, November 12, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 11, 2026: Zach Johnson from ROGER UP in-studio. First talk of the season with MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a SPAM purse.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Lamar Odom's penis just made $80,000. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pushing the bean.   Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 9, 2026: Description: Face-Sitting Suffocation. Does this smell like beef stew? Everything you've ever wanted to know about your family stealing $12 million dollars from you.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 6, 2026: Deer Hunting Opener. This is a safe place to share your feelings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Willmar Meth-copter.    Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 5, 2026: How to save a buck at a grocery store. Movie night knife fight. Everything you've ever wanted to know about abandoning your baby to do knife stuff.    Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 4, 2026: Riding dirty. This little piggy gives me a boner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about watching a movie for the first time... for a second time.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce.  Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.