"IT AIN'T CHIPOTLE!" w/ Brendan Smith and Our Friend Whitney

New York's people's princess Seth Herzog and the Rookie Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to break down the finale of Golden Bachelor! BRO BROS!  KEYHOLE DRESSES!  PEG! - Arden thinks Peg is an ICON and should be Bachelorette! - Clara thinks if he wanted to he WOULD! - Seth wants you to watch out for VAPE PENS! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a BANGER of an episode as Gareth Reynolds and Rob Benedict join Arden and Katie to discuss the BIGGEST DUD LEAD IN HISTORY- the Golden Bachelor fantasy suites! Chocolates! Sting Rays! Mel! - Arden says how you say about everything! - Gareth is afraid of the RAYS! - Rob is going to HOW YOU SAY " PRO-VI-DAHHHNCE"? All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend Whitney, Rachel Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down the WOMEN TELL NOTHING!  Comfy Shoes! Fake Tears!  Crying Elle Woods! - Arden talks about the big sausage scandal of her school! - Whitney tells us about putting FOR SALE signs on her childhood enemies lawns! - Paul thinks it is ICONIC that DIANE peaced out! - Rachel has her CONCERNS over our upcoming Bachelorette! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a high school sweethearts pod with  Jess and Evan Ambrose and Paul Danke joining Arden and KT$$ to talk about hometowns on Golden Bachelor!  Dakota!  New languages! Top knots! - Arden is ready to go door to door and sell one to two MILLION paintings! -Jess thinks Mel wants to date a 22 year old! - Evan is ready to start his own cult and cult language! -Paul thinks Mel is the ultimate performative male! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New York's Princess Seth Herzog and The Rookie's Rookie Clara Nevins join Arden and Dr. Banana to talk about week 4 of the Golden Bachelor! White Woman Shamans! Mud Baths! Coldplay Cheaters! - Arden wants PEG to be the next Golden Bachelorette! - Seth is ready to be the People's Princess of New York! - Clara has NEVER WATCHED REALITY TELEVISION BEFORE! - Dr. B thinks Mel has CTE!!!!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Friend Whitney, Brendan Smith and Paul Danke join Arden and KT$$ to break down episode three of The Golden Bachelor! Tablescapes! Firearms! KC and the Sunshine Band! - Arden wants to compete in Tablescapes with Whitney! - Whitney is ready to run off with G&R! - Brendan brought a test your Cover Band game for the gang! - Paul thinks Peg is pure gamesmanship!  All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk  GOLDEN BACHELOR  episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High Club! - Arden thinks that you gotttttta be a champion when you go on a date! - Rob is reliving his renewed vows with Ruth and JJ Hummingbird! - Paget gives in and has whiskey like high school! - Paul needs Whiskey!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wants to get his d*&% wet! - Mike says that he will be the worst contestant in the history of TV!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protective of all of the moms in the group! - Rob's number one Diane isssss....DIANE! - Paget can sniff out the drunk of the first night! - Paul is rooting for those SoCal Gals! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon!  Shaundre! Shaundreek!   - Arden can't stop staying up all night! - Lamar would rather date Sean than Jeremy! - Shaun wants KING WELLS to host the show! - Banana does NOT want Kat as her nurse!   All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.