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AVN Top 500Athletes are gearing up for the annual "Suck Off" championship, a competition dedicated to crowning the woman with the best "oral technique." Top coach, Jeff, loses his star contender, The Mouth, after she quits mid-round during an exhibition match. Desperate for a new would-be star ‘athlete’ to compete for the world title, he finds the perfect candidate in the form of the shy and inexperienced Tammy. Realizing her tremendous potential, Jeff convinces her to begin a rigorous training process, but when reigning champion Cynthia Silkthroat, and her sleazy manager Jake the Snake, get wind of Tammy’s incredible abilities, they begin a sinister campaign to ensure she doesn’t win the coveted title…One of the last hurrah’s from the hardcore theatrical era, Paul Vatelli’s STIFF COMPETITION is a snappily paced sex farce boasting an all-star cast, headlined by Gina Carrera (Suburbia), Cyndee Summers (Taboo IV), John Leslie (SexWorld), Herschel Savage (Trashy Lady), and Kitten Natividad (Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens). Studio: Caballero Home VideoSeries: Stiff CompetitionRun Time: 1 hrs. 32 mins.Starring:  Bridgette Monet, Cyndee Summers, Jenna Carrera, Kitten Natividad, Patti Wright, David Cannon, Herschel Savage, John Leslie, Kevin James , Paul Thomas, Ron JeremyCategories:  '80s, Athletes, AVN Awards, AVN Top 500, Awards, Blowjobs, Character, Classic, Classic Plot, Comedy, Couples, Feature, Group Sex, Oral, Orgy, Plot Oriented, Sport PlotsWatch HEREBUY HEREBUY THE PODCAST A COFFEE

Lust, Desire, Satisfaction and so much more all come together in... Tapestry of PassionPrivate detective Johnny Wadd is hot on the case of a mysterious and beautiful woman known as 'The Black Widow' whose lovers have an unfortunate habit of dying...Starring:  Annette Haven, Desiree West, Joan Devlon, Leslie Bovee, Sharon Thorpe, Suzy Chung, Veronica Taylor, John Holmes, John LeslieCategories:  '70s, Appearance, Big Dicks, Classic, Classic Plot, Classic Star Showcase, Feature, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, Star ShowcaseStudio: PeekaramaSeries: Johnny WaddDirector:  Alan ColbergRun Time: 1 hrs. 18 mins.Release Year: 1975WATCH HEREBUY BLURAY HERESUPPORT THE SHOW AND BUY US A COFFEE HERE

She's An Automatic Weapon.Get ready for action with adult film's hottest blonde! Jill Kelly is a desperado on the run in this, the latest erotic action thriller from Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele. She electrifies the screen in a role that will have you on the edge of your seat, and at the point of no return. And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom...you're Double Crossed, dude.Studio: Wicked PicturesDirector:  Brad ArmstrongRun Time: 1 hrs. 12 mins.Release Year: 1995Starring:  Jeanna Fine, Jill Kelly, Liza Harper, Nici Sterling, Brad Armstrong, Brick Majors, Steven St. CroixCategories:  '90s, Action, Appearance, Big Tits, Blowjobs, Classic, Classic Plot, Couples, Cumshots, Double Enders, Facials, Feature, Oral, Petite, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, Sex Toy PlayWATCH HEREBUY US A COFFEE AND HELP OUT THE SHOW

This is the girl your mother warned you about...You should have listened.1999 AVN Award Winner for Best Film of The Year.AVN Top 500 - Vince Vouyer is a burnt out vice cop obsessed with a 40-year-old murder spree. The killings were committed, it is believed, by a prostitute dubbed the "femme fatale." Vince thinks he has a suspect - in photos of each of the crime scenes, he sees, or thinks he sees, long-legged, tall call girl Lauren Montgomery. This is hardly compelling evidence, however, because Vince is a known alcoholic and hardly an impartial investigator, since his father was one of the victims of the original spree. Incredible sex is the rule here, from Vince's wicked threesome with partner Shanna McCullough and hooker Erika Bella to Hakan and Sylvia Saint's incredible anal session. "This is solid, satisfying storytelling with sex - a lot of what porn should be."Starring:  Erika Bella, Jacklyn Lick, Lauren Montgomery, Shanna McCullough, Silvia Saint, Hacan Serbes, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Steve Hatcher, Vince VouyerCategories:  '90s, AVN Awards, AVN Best Film Winners By Year, AVN Top 500, Awards, Classic, Couples, Feature, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women, X - Rated Greatest Adult Movies Of All TimeStudio: Pleasure ProductionsSeries: LookerDirector:  Nic CramerRun Time: 1 hrs. 23 mins.Release Year: 1998Released: Nov 25 1998WATCH HERESUPPORT THE PODCAST BY BUYING US A COFFEE

When down-on-his-luck loser (James Deen) lands a job as a night security guard in the world famous EroticHeritage Museum, he soon discovers the reports of strange events taking place after-hours are true! Reports are out that the exhibits come to life at night and have sex with the guests. James and superstar Riley Reid, who plays the museum tour guide, are soon front and center engaging with Golden-era porn stars who come to life when the doors lock for the night. Relive the classic pairings of Marilyn Chambers (Chanel Preston), asshe reunites with Johnny Keyes (Isiah Maxwell) from Behind the Green Door. Watch Harry Reemsdiscover the clit in Linda Lovelace's (Anna Morna's) throat. Seka (Jenna Ivory), John Holmes and Caligula runwild in a maze of sex artifacts dating back to the Stone Ages. Featuring hot newcummers Zoe Wood andElizabeth Bentley, and XXX legend Ron Jeremy as the curator of the museum, this movie is destined to be aclassic like the films it pays homage to!2016 AVN Nominee for Best Parody2016 AVN Nominee for Best Makeup2016 AVN Award Nominee for Best Art DirectionStarring:  Anna Morna, Chanel Preston , Elizabeth Bentley, Jenna Ivory, Riley Reid, Zoe Wood, Anthony Rosano, Eric John, Isiah Maxwell, James Deen, Marcus London, Ron JeremyCategories:  Clothing, Comedy, Cosplay, Couples, Fantasy & Supernatural, Feature, Parody, Plot Oriented, Popular with Women​Studio: Smash Pictures / Pink Velvet​Run Time: 1 hrs. 59 mins.​Release Year: 2015​Released: Sep 29 2015​WATCH HERESUPPORT THE SHOW BY BUYING US A COFFEE!

She Saw Her Way To Love. He Saw His Way To Change.An escaped criminal finds his way into the house of a blind girl. As their passion grows, she sees in him what the sighted had not. And both their worlds change. Forever.Starring: Leena, Debi Diamond, Crystal Wilder, Steven St. Croix, Mike Horner, Steve Drake, Terry Thomas, KristaWATCH HERE

Mini trailer on some of the movies to come!

AVN Top 500 - The future of the free world is at stake and the penetrator must jump back in time to protect Melissa against an evil and advanced cyborg. Machine is pitted against machine as the cyborg from the future tracks his human prey in the present day, bent on impregnating her in order to alter the fate of mankind.Studio: Pleasure ProductionsSeries: PenetratorRun Time: 1 hrs. 21 mins.Release Year: 1995Starring:  Kaitlyn Ashley, Kim Kataine, Lovette, Melissa Hill, Alberto Rey, Dick Nasty, Jay Ashley, Jonathan Morgan, Tom ByronCategories:  '90s, Action, AVN Awards, AVN Top 500, Awards, Classic, Couples, Feature, Parody, Plot Oriented, Science FictionWatch Film Here

A magic crystal, a strange wizard, and some ravishing amazons make for erotic adventure in the arousing conclusion of Henri Pachard's time-travel epic, The New Barbarians. Will the barbarians make it back to their time? Will Nina and Joey ever make it back to the present? Will anybody even notice with all the sex going on? Find out for yourself in The New Barbarians 2.Starring:  Angela D'Angelo, Arcie Miller, Mia Powers, Michelle Monroe, Natasha Skyler, Nina Hartley, Sabrina Dawn, Sharon Kane, Sheila Kelley, Tara Collins, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Randy Spears, Randy WestCategories:  '90s, Appearance, Blondes, Classic, Classic Plot, Clothing, Cosplay, Fantasy & Supernatural, Feature, Historical / Period Piece, Plot Oriented, Popular with WomenWATCH HERE

A Quick Recap of what happened in The New Barbarians before you listen to to the episode The New Barbarians 2.