Uncourted: An ACOTAR Podcast

We read another 4 whole chapters for you for this episode. And so it's That Chapter. Feyre spends her days in the coziest cabin on top of a mountain while she processes Rhys being her mate. Then he shows up and finally the truth all comes out. It's that one, the one everyone has been waiting to get to from the moment the podcast started. Also there's a gratuitous amount of sex, so very explicit and legal.

Hope you are ready for us to get explicit and legal in this episode! Between the only one bed trope, and Rhys getting GOT midair, to the return of our most beloved Suriel. Are these the best chapters of the book? Em thinks so. That also concludes part 2 of ACOMAF!

HELLO and welcome back to a thrilling episode of Illyrian lore, Feyre's big feelings about Rhys, and a return appearance of the best (not very good) ginger boy, Lucien!! Tamlin backstory with Rhys paints a new picture, and Feyre wants to paint a new picture!! These chapters were very good we were very excited.

In this episode, we explore Rhys and Feyre's brief falling out, and most importantly, Starfall! Does Feyre paint with the blood of star spirits? Maybe, but it's romantic anyway! Em has more guesses about Mor's love life, and Cam works overtime keeping her mouth shut about spoilers.

It's time for some story-telling and some truth-telling in this episode. Wherein we get war lore, Mor lore, and orb lore. Then they attempt to steal an orb. Feyre and Rhys get crazy sexual in front of literally everyone in the Court of Nightmares and it's definitely just the body reacting, it's only natural.

In these chapters of ACOMAF we get to see where Amren lives and learn her favourite type of blood (totally not a vampire though), while Feyre begins more of her training montage and Rhys continues to text her. At last we meet the human queens and they all suck and we don't even learn their names? Morrigan weaponizes her gift of truth, whatever that means, but to no avail.

Picking up right after the cliffhanger, we get to watch Amren Yoda onto Feyre's back to escape the flooding, Rhys has fucked off, and its the return of the queens (the water wraiths). In the finale to a chaotic escape, Rhys is sad and Feyre bothers him into not being sad.

In another summery greek salad of an episode Feyre goes on a date in the treasury with Tarquin, some casual mind control happens, and then Feyre and Amren break into a watery basement. None of what they are doing is good, and somebody needs to protect our 80 year old baby boy!

Welcome to the Summer Court! On this lovely beach vacation we get to enjoy Feyre flirting with Tarquin, a confusing shaped doorknob, and a rich person party boat for those summer vibes. Too bad they have to steal from these guys! Also Rhysand is being a dick and Feyre is on her way to becoming the avatar, master of all four elements.

These chapters are all about feeding, fighting and flirting. Just waiting on that last F word. The Night Court squad have a night out on the town, SJM invented texting but make it magic just so Rhys can flirt and be annoying, and then Cassian begins his training montage with Feyre. Finally she realizes how shit Tamlin was at the end of all things. And it's at last time for a summer vacation!