Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss the situation around the fire in LA, and also an announcement about the show. Chris unveils a new sound to celebrate representation in film. The boys talk about the big winner at the Golden Globes. Emails from the fans! Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together to bring you the final episode of 2024.Follow the IG/TikTok page:@TooWokeBoysEmail the show:[email protected], Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them upDonate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:TheSlutFundGive a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunesMake sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!(fun ones will be read on the show)Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know YOU ARE AN ALLY@JeffZenisekhttps://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek@MalcolmKelner https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together to discuss the celebration of Christmas Eve. Who are the wise men and what was their relationship to Mary. The boys speculate whether or not they could have been dudes on Mary's roster of situationships. The Cheeto made the cover of Time Magazine, the boys weigh in on if that is appropriate, who else has been on the cover and what major influential characters have not been on the cover (us). The boys also discuss WNBA drama, they play basketball too but the catty girl fighting is more interesting. The drama is around Caitlyn Clark getting the MVP, the backlash, and her acceptance/ apology for receiving an award. The boys get an email from a celebrity. Chris brings up an iconic clip from the show said celebrity hosted. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys are back from a rigorous travel schedule of "doing the work" to discuss the very pressing issue around the Luigi Mangione case. How he was possibly rich, his possible motives, how hot he is, and how his grandma had a "don't kill anyone" clause in the will that would leave him a fortune. The boys also discuss the Daniel Penny case and the inherent racism that is still going on in this country. The boys discuss how to look at the facts of this case and which ones to ignore so you can hold the correct opinion. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys discuss the inherent racism of Karate. Which leads to the discussion of the famous pickleball face kick, also the boys talk about how they leave it all on the field for coed sports leagues and how to make it fair for everyone by not "taking it easy" on the girls in the league. The boys bring up the new "only wrestlers" platform started by Rob Van Dam and Katie Forbes. There is a cruise for people who don't want to be here for the Cheeto presidency. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together for a prerecorded episode to discuss black friday shenanigans, how to fight capitalism. This leads to a conversation about the ballot measures that passed in California. How several counties flipped red. The boys talk about non violent crime, how it should be treated, Chris and Col discuss the gifts that the wisemen brought in the bible. Which leads to the discussion of love languages. There is apparently a rich people gift company that was mentioned in an ad disguised as an actual article about gift giving. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together to discuss how to handle thanksgiving. Chris gives a land acknowledgment. Chris talks about being more knowledgeable than the entire boomer generation because he went to a liberal arts school and is a barista. The boys talk about Native American representation in film and offer a casting process to get more actresses. There was a video of a pickleball altercation that got out of hand. The boys discuss the etiquette of how to retaliate. Baseball has its unwritten rules, and we have to figure out what they will be for pickleball. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together to discuss the Tyson vs Paul fight, workout culture and how they get confused as trainers all the time at the gym. The boys discuss hunjoe and his brilliant political content, the boys also discuss the queen Sarah Cooper, and bentellect. Some of the best online content creators of our time. Bentellect's antics lead to a discussion about complimenting women and if cat calling ever has worked in the history of cat calling. Liberal women are swearing off sex, while conservative women are celebrating by making more children. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc

The boys get together in a somber studio to discuss the results of the election. The boys review some great takes that people and businesses had right after the election. The boys lay out the numbers of exit polls to find out who to be mad at. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek ⁠https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek⁠ @MalcolmKelner  ⁠https://beacons.ai/malc⁠

The boys get together for a very special day, a historic date in our beautiful American history (or "Her"story 🥹)... OR it could quite possibly the absolute worst day in the world's history. Now is not the time to be a jerk and vote for what you want. You have to vote like your life depends on it. (and you know EXACTLY what we mean by that). The boys talk about the importance of democracy. The appearances of Kamala and Trump on the biggest podcasts they did and also how they were received. The boys also discuss the passing of Quincy Jones, the tale of Peanut the Squirrel, Trumps political stunts aka side jobs he's picked up along the campaign trail, and Pizza Hut's brilliant new way to help you get a job. Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel  We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show) Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know  YOU ARE AN ALLY @JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek @MalcolmKelner  https://beacons.ai/malc