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Join Sarah Silverman as she guest stars on one of her favorite podcasts, Add to Cart! Comedian-writer-director Kulap Vilaysack and veteran journalist SuChin Pak take a subversive look at consumerism through honest, revealing (sometimes TMI) conversations about all the big and little things they’re adding to, or removing from, their carts. Sarah and the aunties share their tips for taking care of all the holes in your life, from mouth, to drain, to toilet. They’re armed with scrapers, sponges, and lots and lots of Dawn dish soap. Prepare your ear holes, because Dr. Silverman is taking a look inside.  Here are the products Sarah talked about: The COCOFLOSS makes flossing actually enjoying  The tongue is disgusting, that’s why Sarah uses the MasterMedi Tongue Scraper  Go to bed in an instant with the MZOO Sleep Eye Mask  The U.S. Cotton First Aid Cotton Swabs have a heavy-duty handle  Sarah gave the Arches Tinnitus treatment a fair shot  The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is still Mr. Reliable  Pillow stripping is a grossly satisfying way to clean your pillows  To hear more of Add to Cart, head to: https://lemonada.lnk.to/atcSGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Halloween, baby, and Sarah loves when her neighbors go all out on decorations! Plus, she gets a call from a broadway star, ruins hell for children, and hears from her old friend, Toad. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah wonders why she can’t swallow her cough phlegm. Plus, she helps a woman coparent with a narcissist, picks a food she’d wipe her butt with, and commiserates alongside Chappell Roan. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah shares a quote she can’t get out of her head. Plus, she explains how the ‘F@#ing Matt Damon’ video came to be, recalls an old app idea, and gets a tip on a new way to shave her pubes. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah tells two stories about when a masseuse got a little too close for comfort. Plus, she describes what it’s like touring during election season, gives us a hearing aid update, and helps a guy whose girlfriend dumped him after he shared his sexual fantasy. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode originally aired on November 2, 2023. In this throwback episode, Sarah hates men’s cologne and wants you to STOP. IT.  Plus, she offers advice on setting ground rules for a threesome, reacts to a child who’s obsessed with her hooky-ass song, “Night Bra,” and recounts a special moment on stage with her sister, Laura. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman on Instagram @sarahkatesilverman. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah proposes a new term for the LGBTQIA+ community with a shorter acronym. Plus, she helps an older caller practice her gender pronouns, shares some jokes that slap with kids, and reminds us to live on the edge of our seats. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. You can check out Lemonada’s show with 988, ‘Call For Help’ here. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you believe that Sarah has been offering advice for four years?! If you're new here, you might not know that there are lots of past episodes to listen to. Like this one, a “Best of” collection to celebrate Sarah’s 100th episode back in 2022. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman on Instagram @sarahkatesilverman. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory spackles Sarah’s hole, again. Plus, she helps a dad raise his rambunctious teen, shares her favorite music to wallow in, and learns a more empathetic phrase to say to someone who’s been through hell.  Show notes: Sarah’s “Wallow” playlist: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/wallow/pl.u-kve5tK9J72 Political videos: The Great Schlep + Why Sarah Silverman Took Her Money Out of Her Bank And Put It In A Credit Union You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah’s phone stops recognizing her. Plus, she burns intellectual calories, dreams up a new career, and recalls a Jewish porn joke. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.