The Priestess (in memory of Guru Jagat)

Remington and Jeana share their experience in the line of totality. Did they survive? Was this eclipse the apocalypse? Remington certainly hopes so.X is the Axe body spray of social media. Anyone have crossword brain?Jeana talks fashion and Remington calls Rick Owens a catering uniform. Nothing works & the great eclipse samosa snafu.Why Pluto in Sagittarius is the worst.Remington stopped listening to NPR in 2020. And why the rest of America has abandoned it too.Is Remington an activist?How Crossfit is the same as astrology. Remington and Jeana hand out the “Threat to Democracy” awards.We want to know, should we organize a retreat in Luxor Egypt for the 2027 Eclipse? WATCH NOW: Pluto WorkshopPLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGE Email us at [email protected] if you are interested in a retreat during the eclipse in Egypt 2027.  

Celebrating the 100th episode!!! Remington and Jeana discuss the synchronicities and coincidences surrounding the upcoming solar eclipse, The Book of the Law & Aleister Crowley, NASA launching Apophis rockets, and this Free Press article on euthanasia.PLUS Teachings on the Tree of Life, Pillars of Mercy and Severity, 90s model posture, heart blossom tea, Remington beating the number 333, the color brown, Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla, American Fiction and more. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGEFollow Remington @themysticalartsFollow Jeana @jeana__donovan

Remington and Jeana discuss the eclipsing of P. Diddy, the Royal Family, Russia and Baltimore. Is the bridge collapse a sign of things to come?As it turns out professional theater artists will save the planet. Get Remington’s hot take on the importance of actors.Thanks to Millennial refinment culture we have nothing but sad beige babies.Jeana wants a psyop button. Remington gets into the teachings of authenticity, householders Magick and starting where you’re at.According to MSNBC if you wear Carhartt and milk cows you’re a racist conspiracy theorist. This network is ACTUAL hatespeech and Remington and Jeana are now raging.Hear our review on the flagship Carhartt store in SOHO (apparently a zenophobic, Qanon hotbed). Should Remington buy the denim jacket or not?Did you know Mercury is a coldhearted planet?And so much more. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGEFollow Remington @themysticalartsFollow Jeana @jeana__donovan

Jeana and Remington disagree about the equinox. Who is correct?Remington just finished a 7-day water fast. Did he defend his honor and fend off The Devil? Listen to his review on biblical fasting and talking to angels.The TikTok ban and the dark side of Pluto in Aquarius.Movies are just too damn long. Remington’s take on Napoleon and Killers of the Flower Moon. Ridley Scott and Martin Scorsese, please retire.Jeana considers a vow of silence while Remington breaks down silence as one of the most significant teachings in Magick. Shut up or put up.Should we hire Kate Middleton to do freelance graphic design and Photoshop?Fake trad wives in Jeana’s algorithm. By the way, homesteading looks like a pain in the ass.It’s almost time to celebrate Jeana’s birthday eclipse.Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.JOIN THE 40 DAY PROSPERITY FAMILY "NO COMPLAINING" CHALLENGE

Remington and Jeana just made it back from NYC. Remington gives Jeana and their son Isaiah a tour of his childhood in Brooklyn. From his great-grandmother’s home to the bagels, and watching cars burn under a bridge for mafia insurance scams.Was the Oculus Center built by malevolent alien timeline invaders or good ‘ol America F-YEAH capitalists looking to make a quick buck off of 911? But what about building 7?Remington thinks there’s only one happy person in NYC and it’s a poet.Google’s Gemini and the dark side of Mercury. Will we ever trade in Plutocracy for Democracy? Why it doesn’t pay to be an ideologue. Sign up for the Pluto Workshop here:PLUTO: THE FLAME OF PROMETHEUS AND THE ART OF A NEW CIVILIZATIONInner Order members receive $22 off.SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL ON PATREON.

Water fasts. How to use Aquarian energy for quantum leaps.Jeana and Remington go head to head. What’s more sophisticated, tea or coffee?Canadian border crisis and the dangers of Tim Hortons. Is Joe Biden a crypto troll? Taylor Swift Basic B Conspiracies.  Another one bites the Christ. Spirituality is lazy. Barbie movie Oscar snub and growing up ashram.Join the MYSTERY SCHOOL on Patreon.Final days to BUY A NUMEROLOGY REPORT FOR 2024.

Remington and Jeana set the record straight on Pluto entering Aquarius. They discuss the hope of Aquarius, the broken will of Pluto in Capricorn and the RETROGRADES happening in 2024.Other topics include: A.I. fails, Gen Z vs. Jodie Foster, Heavy Metal making a comeback, Taylor Swift and the Stanley Cup phenomenon, Cardinal signs strife,  and parenting a young rebellious and stubborn Aquarius toddler. Sign up for the Inner Order on Patreon.Purchase Your Personal 2024 Numerology Report.Watch the 8 YEAR WORKSHOP here. Get the 2024 Starter Pack! includes secret video 

Remington and Jeana discuss fake deep, the Scientific Experts of the Obvious, the not-so-new New Agers, the narrow path of Christ, why all habits are bad, Pluto in Aquarius for Election Primaries in the US, Erewhon, side boob,  and how their personal numerology is already showing up in the new year… PLUS a couple things they want to see more of in 2024. Watch the 8 YEAR WORKSHOP here. Purchase Your Personal 2024 Numerology Report.Get the 2024 Starter Pack! includes secret videoSign up for the Inner Order on Patreon.

2024 is an 8 year! Remington Donovan is joined by writer, actor, podcaster and soon-to-be mom, Stephanie Simbari, for their annual NUMEROLOGY OF THE YEAR conversation.They discuss the new dynamic energy of 8, the illusions and mastery of Mercury, ways to activate your goals and creativity, creating success outside of the system, bots and psyops, censorship, the upcoming election, the dismantling of the expert class, Aquarius vs. Pisces... and MORE.--Follow Stephanie Simbari on Substack and Instagram.Her new podcast TEARS AND OBSCENITIES is out January 11th.-- Watch the 8 YEAR WORKSHOP here. Purchase Your Personal 2024 Numerology Report.Sign up for the Inner Order on Patreon.

Remington and Jeana discuss their bad reviews, the difference between receiving criticism versus being critical, the creation myth of Qabalah, symbolism of the lightning bolt and Naga Serpent, the 50/50 Prosperity Practice, the obligation of the professional, and debunking the myth of 10,000 hours.Other topics include: PJ Harvey, entitlement issues, the 11/11 cult, FEMA frequency zombie apocalypse update, the big problem with Canada, and Jeana’s murder ballad. SIGN UP FOR THE MYSTERY SCHOOL PATREON HEREJOIN THE MOTHERSHIP ON SUBSTACKBUY NOW: PROSPERITY PRACTICES: HARNESSING THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING TO GET THE LIFE YOU WANT BOOKBUY NOW: NUMEROLOGY: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE SPIRITUAL MEANING OF NUMBERS BOOK