The Big Suey: Problems Are Opportunities

Tony recently did his taxes and decided it was an occasion to get dressed up for. What other appointments does he believe are worth throwing a pair of pants on for? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How in the world are we shaming Patrick Mahomes? How did DJ Burns lose 45 pounds in 6 weeks? How did 50 Cent have a documentary ready to go on Diddy? Then, it's time for everyone's favorite game: AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Plus, Paul Pierce has returned to the program to go at it with Mike Ryan Ruez and to discuss the Celtics Game 1 win over the Pacers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are the best moments in sports history that are not remembered because the player's team ultimately lost the game? We dive through some nominees from Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container. Then, Mike and Stugotz can't believe the enormity of The Sphere, Connor McGregor continues to have star power, the Indy 500 used to mean something, and a debate over whether or not stealing a stream is actually stealing. Plus, Xander Schauffele, the winner of the 2024 PGA Championship, joins the show to discuss his favorite bagels, smoking cigars, how his international background shaped him, being challenged to be his best as a kid, winning a major, drinking from trophies, the coolest people he's heard from since winning, and the funniest parts from Scottie Scheffler's story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Samson is here to take a victory lap over NBA TV rights news and to discuss Jaden Rashada's lawsuit, the potential of Billy Napier being fired for cause, his surprise over the amount of Jets primetime games, and to hear Tony's surprise over Ted Williams stats. Then, the Florida Panthers are betting favorites. How do Chris and Mike feel about their team headed into Game 1 tonight? Plus, the Top 5 Sports Moments for a Loser. (Spoiler alert: Taylor is the loser.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Tony. Last night's Celtics vs. Pacers game has our crew at each other's throats with polarizing opinions on both sides of the Jayson Tatum narrative. Stugotz was impressed by Tatum's 10 points in Overtime, but Mike Ryan is belligerently arguing that Tatum disappeared down the stretch, and he may have some support in the Shipping Container. Will this argument end in a physical confrontation? Then, it's time for the "J.J. Watt of the Day" and a discussion about what would happen if a MLB pitcher's arm fell off mid-pitch while holding the baseball and it was hit over the fence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is what happens when three X-Men superfans wait roughly three decades to devour a cake made of nostalgia. Unapologetic, horny nostalgia — with important lessons for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe therein. Also: Casual Gambit, Magneto being right, adamantium strategy, thruples, and Metal Jason Whitlock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a MAGNIFICENT deal at Wendy's, and it has Chris Cote ready to launch a new business. Jessica has a question for the child havers about the Four Seasons Orlando baby while Greg calls out babies for their lack of intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan is on a business call so Stugotz and Greg are steering the ship through segment 1. It leads us into a conversation about the Tua Tagovailoa contract, the lack of AC in the studio, Calmly the horse being auctioned off, haircuts, and men being unable to find things. Then, John Tesh is the genius behind "Roundball Rock," the NBA on NBC theme, and joins us to share the story of writing the song via voicemail, finding the song's Wikipedia page, his work on Entertainment Tonight, being in a rivalry with Billy Joel as a youngster, SNL's take on his song, and a potential remake in the works. Plus, it's hot as f*** in South Florida, Justin Jefferson is hanging out NEAR the Jets facility, quarterbacks are adding and dropping weight, and Dan refuses to walk back a take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've sent the ever-shameless Stugotz to jail with Scottie Scheffler to explain how he would have gotten Scottie out of jail, made the story about himself, capitalized on the moment for book sales, and spent extra time in jail just to hammer home the point. Plus, Pablo Torre joins us to explain what HE would have done if he were in Jeff Darlington's spot and to discuss his new PTFO episode about X-Men 97, the Scarlett Johansson OpenAI controversy, and movies that were ahead of their time. Then, Ron Magill is here to chat with the crew about ticklish animals, falcons and cocaine, cicadas, and hyena surgery. Also, as a result, we get the incredible moment of Chris Cote tickling his father. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are a handful of questions to answer as we kick off today's Big Suey: Does Billy Gil beg to differ or live to differ? Is it weird of Bryce Harper to help a random kid with a Promposal? Should a NBA team trade up to the No. 1 pick to take Bronny James just to recruit LeBron? What do you do with a lego set once you've built it? Then, Dan's dissection of Heat fandom and their unreasonably high expectations has us asking why Knicks fans are so grateful for a team that went out in the second round after choking on their home floor in a Game 7. What happened to you, Knicks fans? Plus, it's time for Stugotz's jam-packed Weekend Observations on a Tuesday and a conversation on why Jeff Darlington didn't take advantage and make the Scottie Scheffler more about himself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices