Hour 1: Attila's Horse

The day has arrived, the NFL schedule is out and the guys are giddy. Games every day except Tuesday, revenge games, prove it games and more! Stugotz shares the results of his off air W's and L's. The guys wonder if the NFL considered Taylor's tour schedule. Mel Kiper Jr. joins the show and Billy and Mikey toss their hats in the ring to take over when Mel is done. Billy scares Mel off and we find out if Mel has ever worn crocs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brad Williams joins the show to explain how he used a headbutt not once but TWICE to get himself out of fights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Patton Oswalt drops by for two joyous segments to discuss his new game show The 1% Club, the roles fans recognize him for the most, what it means to be a "Marc Maron baby," and to hear pitches for game shows from the Shipping Container. Plus, the Oddball crew of Amin Elhassan and Charlotte Wilder take a deep dive into the Timberwolves-Nuggets series ahead of Game 6 and to break down the most "watchable" postseason teams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Samson is still here to discuss why he believes the Heat, and this isn't a joke, need "a change at the top" in their organization. No. Seriously. David Samson said that. Then, Mike Schur stops by to discuss what he believes is the greatest 30 seconds in television history, a 9-1-1 clip that Mike and Lucy love, a Nikola Jokic stat of the day that compares him to Michael Jordan, and what his Celtics group chat looks like throughout the postseason. Plus, we have a segment of this week's Pablo Torre Finds Out featuring our favorite play-by-play voice Boog Sciambi reading some calls compiled by a group of comedy writers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fred Katz of The Athletic reported the news of the Knicks' motivational fart and now joins our show to discuss the details. Will he break his journalistic code of ethics and tell us who did it? Will the crew be able to guess the player? Then, Kelsey Plum is winning her divorce, a new character named "ChadGPT," and Dan tries to create boundaries. Plus, David Samson is here to let us know why Roger Goodell does NOT care about player safety, the business of the WNBA, and the problem for the Chiefs with Harrison Butker's vitriolic speech. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Chris, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. There is huge breaking news out of New York: an "epic fart" broke the tension in the Knicks locker room before their last game. That said, the name of the player is being kept a secret, so the journalistic wing of Meadowlark Media is setting out to find the truth of WHO did it. Then, Jayson Tatum and Luka Doncic (and somehow LeBron James) lead our NBA Postseason discussion after the Celtics closed out their series and the Mavericks took down the Thunder in Oklahoma City. Plus, the WICKED trailer leads us to one of the best viral vides of all-time, and the NFL schedule release videos took the internet by storm. Was that...Mike Tannenbaum? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for JuJu's Spliff Notes, but first, Stugotz must issue an apology to Dan for not backing him up as he kept talking and talking and talking during the last segment. Then, JuJu explains why he respects Jeremy less after his Salt & Vinegar chip debacle, why the audience doesn't want to hear about sports media, and his misery over losing his parlay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No one knows what the audience wants more than Meadowlark Media consultant Billy Gil. He leads us to The King Charles Algorithm. Then, we have top tier expertise on this week's Against the Spread that includes Ian the offensive line expert dissecting hockey, Lucy's astrophysicist friend Hannah, and a tennis challenger in Bordeaux. Plus, Dan, despite the show working against him, wants to discuss JJ Redick vs. Doc Rivers, Stephen A. Smith's contract year, and the sports media landscape. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Brady regrets his Netflix roast because of how it impacted his kids, so we have our resident expert in embarrassing his children, Stugotz, dive into the impact it can have. Then, JuJu stops by to chat with Lucy about an INCREDIBLE Opening Night in the WNBA. Plus, is Nikola Jokic a better point guard than Tony Parker? And why do we feel the need to declare "it's over" before a series is actually over? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Morril, our Commissioner of Fandom and Senior Knicks Correspondent, is here to explain how he plans to keep Isaiah Hartenstein in New York with a tour of the city, the Pacers thinking they're tough guys, and why he wants Draymond Green to let him enjoy love. Then, Dan absurdly wants a Panthers Game 7, Roy remains confident despite the Game 5 loss, Jeremy learned hockey just by sitting next to Roy, and Chris thinks Paul Maurice was sexy. An interesting night on the ice... Plus, it's time to name the show penalties that get our crew sent to the Penalty Box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices