Patrice Stories (feat. LeMaire Lee)

Jay loves the Christian Slater movie "Pump Up The Volume" so much that he impersonates the Hard Harry character throughout the show. Jacob and Bob always thought the movie was trash. | Jay invents the word "Qweenis" for the English speaking lexicon and owns the copywrites. | Bobby tells a story of when he met the acclaimed actress Chole Sevigny. It was years ago at a star-studded party by Louis C.K. It did not go well and he still cannot pronounce her name. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Bonfire's favorite crooner is joining Dancing With The Stars. Jay speculates on which Michael Jackson song Corey Feldman will dance to first. | A camper calls in to scold Bobby for chewing food on the microphone. | Bob watches the new Spike Lee movie with Denzel Washington and is appalled by the ending. | The guys research fat pad removal for their cheeks and judge which celebrities look good with the surgery. | Jacob takes notes on the host's behavior so he can report back to the bosses. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jay and Christine host a little party for opening day of the NFL season. Comic Keith Robinson is invited and arrives in an Uber that has extra amenities. Jay goes to Philadelphia to bring an abundance of sandwiches back to the party. | Bobby tries to expand his musical taste but is still in love with Yungblud. | Josh Adam Meyers is spotted hanging out with two rappers gone country; Post Malone and Jelly Roll. | Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have a dance battle. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jay is trying to install cool LED lights onto the bottom of his truck. Sam the installer is contentious from the start and Christine doesn't love the idea. Jay researches Sam's shop for bad reviews of his enemy. | Christine and Jay are hosting an NFL party for the first game of the season at their new home. | Bobby shows footage of the male NFL cheerleaders and recalls the old days when the men cheered into megaphones. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jay shows up late to the party so Bobby takes the wheel by announcing that today is his 40 year anniversary of the day he got sober. Bob tells his story of going to jail as a fourteen year-old and staying clean ever since. DJ Lou is approaching a year of sobriety and shares how bad it was getting for him. | Jacob is in love with the actress Alison Brie and needs to see her nude in the many movies in which she has bared it all. | Jay is having disco lights installed onto the bottom of his truck but he calls them "rock lights." | Hunky landscapers show up to Jay's house and Christine gets shy because of their good looks. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Today is the day that Howard Stern returns to SiriusXM radio to announce if he is retiring or not and Bobby has the scoop on what the King Of All Media is going to reveal. If Mr. Stern leaves the satellite universe, The Bonfire will most likely have to physically fight Sam Robert's Show to win the morning slot and the Howard studio. | Kevin Hart speaks on gentrification of the black community and it sounds a lot like the speech in the movie Boyz In The Hood. | Many A-List comedians are performing at a festival in Saudi Arabia and some of them are gay. This may be a problem given the treatment of LBGTQ people in Muslim countries. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bobby gets his prostate checked and gives an update on his testosterone health. | Jay praises Amy Schumer yet again just for good measure. | Christine is trying to book Frosted Jake on the Bonfire. He is a young, blossoming musician who plays songs about the Philadelphia Eagles on his little keyboard. Jay watches a professional wrestling doc that reveals too much behind the scenes and takes away the magic. | Bob and Christine try to convince Jay that he should not take the drug NOS which is nitrous oxide aka balloon juice. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In part two of Jim Florentine's hang on the Bonfire, he talks about working alongside Howard Stern for many years. He witnessed amazing events like Jenna Jameson riding the Sybian and Gary Busey starting a brawl inside the studio. Jay and Jim speculate about Stern returning to SiriusXM and who would take his place if he exits. | Florentine is trying to get a version of a Crank Yankers show to air on the Gas Digital Network. | Bobby remembers working with Jim and a dancing magician named Gemini. | Jim still deejays on SXM's Boneyard channel and has so many cool Ozzy stories. Go to JimFlorentine.com for all tour dates and info. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jay has just returned from The Gathering Of The Juggalos and has stories for Sal Vulcano who is filling in for Bobby Kelly. Jay seemed a little fed up with clown rap but enjoyed sucking on balloons full of drugs. | Starting the early 90's, movies were getting made about comedians and their lives on and off the stage. Years later, Robert De Niro made the film "The Comedian." Sal and Jay take a deep dive into this unrealistic tale and wonder if his act would actually work if a real comedian used his jokes. | Jay tells the story of the time he and Christine hooked up with a lady on the Impractical Jokers Cruise. Go to Salvulcanocomedy.com for his tour dates and info. Big Jay is on punchup.live/BigJayOakerson. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Christine just turned 40 and they guys are careful not to overwhelm her in her elderly state. Jay fantasizes about hypothetically murdering her on a vacation safari in Africa. | Did you know that John Heder is a Mormon and did not write Napoleon Dynamite? | Bobby plays the Mega Millions and if he wins, he plans to run away with is new A.I. girlfriend. Go to punchup.live/bigjayoakerson and punchup.live/robertkelly for all tour dates and info! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.