The Blaseball Channel

In this blaseball game/war/battle/disaster/thing, even more names are crunched around and forgotten as a black hole descends upon the teams. Scrambled names are unscrambled, but only to a point where they're mind static and not truly lost to the void. As darkness falls, the Atlantis Georgias and the Ohio Worms play to the death for the seas and shores, and our lovely stuttering Commentator_01 loses a vital chip into the black hole. Fear floods the planes as the teams configure play formations. Uncertainty sweeps the event horizon. Who will be victorious in this terrifying game of death? Tune in as the end of Earlseason 15 ends, and Earlsiesta 15 begins.

Today on blaseball, a kid has trouble remembering team names, the weather sits around for no good purpose, and the stuttering problem gets worse. Will the Georgias win this watery wager? Or will the Worms make the wet ones wallow? Tune in today, with Commentator_01 and her mom popping in to give her paper.

The battle for the land continues between the Ohio Worms and the Boston Flowers in the Wormhole, but this time, something has happened - - A BLACK HOLE FORMED DIRECTLY ABOBE THE WORMHOLE! What will happen now, as our flustered commentator stutters and stumbles her way through the playing field? Listen as team names are corrupted like your favorite Minecraft save file, teams are decimated, and the uncertainty grows as tangible as a north american giant puffball mushroom.

In the second game between the Ohio Worms and the Boston Flowers, who will gain supremacy within the realm of the Wormhole? Will the bugged out badlands be transformed into a glorious garden for games? Or will the flowers wither like the rest of them? In the first game between the flowers and the worms, the playing field was bulldozed in the worm's favor. Will it be the same this time? Listen in horror as a child stumbles to find her words, where battle is mixed with batting, and names are sorely mispronounced.