The Asstrologers

Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers! This week, The hosts dive right into Scorpio Season! What to expect & what to be mindful of! LETS GET SPOOKY BABY!! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week! This week, The hosts dive into the third house! Come laugh & learn! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers! This week, The hosts dive into the forecast for all the signs during Libra season! Come laugh & learn baby! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers 

Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers! This week, The hosts cover Libra season! All the tea is spilled! What to look forward to & what to be mindful of! Get your flirt on! Its Libra season baby! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!  This week we dive into Mercury turning retrograde in Libra! During Libra season! SOS! Come laugh & learn! & get ready for it baby!  Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for a bonus episode!!  This week, The hosts dive right into this MAGICAL FULL MOON!!! That is happening on 9/20! Finishing off Virgo Season with a BAM BABY! We will talk about the energy this moon will bring & what the tone is for all 12 signs! Come laugh & learn! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week with ya fav naughty Astro girls! This week, the hosts dive into a current event that is going on! Uranus is currently turned retrograde in Taurus! So we are diving right into what this  means for us! All the 12 signs! & who will thrive & whos in for some shake ups! Tap Tap Tap in!  Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers! This week, The hosts dive right into the second house! We talk all about what this house represents & what a little about what each sign in this house! Its the smhmoney vibes for me baby! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Hey Astrobabies! Welcome back for another week with the asstrologers! This week, Angel & Nikita will be diving right into Virgo season! We will be going over all the main events! Virgo season marks the middle of the Astro year! So its time to get to work baby! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers

Welcome back for another week with your favorite naughty astrology podcast!   This week, The hosts are diving into Saturn returns baby!! We talk all about this astrological rite of passage! Buckle up cause Daddy Saturn is coming for those cheeks! OR he already has! We cover all the Saturn returns in the signs and returns in the houses. We also dive into the main pod listeners Saturn's a little bit more!  Come laugh & learn! Chefs Kiss BABY! Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts! Instagram: @The_asstrologers TikTok: The Asstrologers Twitter: @TheAsstrologers Tumblr: The-Asstrologers Facebook: Facebook.com/theasstrologers