Our Mom Critiques Wildbow

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com

Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom puts Toadswallow on the naughty list. Malia gets defensive about her flirting history. Jenny finds a list of ridiculous story summaries.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, January 23, 2023.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as a new lawyer but not as proud as if she were a different type of judge. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 19, 2022.Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the second half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers acclimate to summer school. Mom likes the sound of junk food on demand, an office where you can enter into a movie, and emotional manipulation.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, August 29, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com

From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com 

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again. Also, they all recount the times they were bit by a centipede. If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, March 28, 2022. Follow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com 

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mom plans the perfect dinner party.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, February 7, 2022. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFollow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com 

We reach the Forest Ribbon Trail! Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are confounded and delighted by their mom’s choice of an animal companion with an extensive backstory. As a note, there is the sound of a baby fussing/crying during this episode. We did our best to edit it out as much as possible, but it’s still in there.If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, December 6, 2021. Our Reddit Discussion ThreadFollow us on TwitterPrediction Tracker SpreadsheetJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaCheck out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Read Pale!Donate to WildbowMusic by Audionautix.com 

We come to the end of the story… for now, at least. Hear how Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua deal with the threat of corporate warfare, Danny DeVito’s obsession with scarves, and the inevitable reality of change.Our Collaborative Google DocFollow us on TwitterJoin our DiscordEmail us at [email protected] a Patron -- Support Doof! MediaPlay Wickedness!Check out our mom’s blog at createwithcheryl.me Music by Audionautix.com