"Since you turned 40, I've been bossing it."

Joel and Hannah took Wilde to “little-kickers” football - a first for all involved. Wilde didn’t have the right kit, and neither did Mum & Dad… but at least ChatGPT says Wilde is going to be tall enough to be a pro athlete! Also, Joel runs through some of the things that, in 2025, he can’t believe haven’t been invented yet. Plot twist: they have been.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

A surprisingly educational conversation on health, fitness and supplements leads Hannah, naturally, to recount the time when Joel was the least physically impressive she’d ever seen him: when he came face to face with a big wasp. Or a “European hornet” as he insists. Joel and Hannah also learn some new fancy words that they definitely use correctly. Who wants to confluence later?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Joel gets nostalgic as he recounts a weekend trip to his brother’s farm with Wilde… he may or may not have cried his eyes out while his brother drove them around in their Dad’s old tractor. Oh the memories! Also, Hannah is vindicated by Joel’s decision to get onto a new running programme - he’s finally realised that “elite” level running might not be for him.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel’s not having a great week. Firstly there’s some medical treatments on the horizon, and then a misread email has lead to a minor breakdown. On the plus side, there’s lots going on in the garden… but have you heard about the spiders? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

There’s holiday logistic chat as Joel & Hannah try to weigh up (pun intended) how much luggage allowance they will need for their holiday. Is half a suitcase full of toiletries too much? Plus we glare into the back of Joel’s mouth and discuss his new dental regime. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah discuss their recent trip to Wilderness Festival… but sometimes sleep comes first, especially when you're getting a lift home. Even more so when you think of what your health monitoring ring will tell you in the morning. Plus, with Joel hosting This Morning we get a peek behind the curtain and find out why it's always good to know who the camera's looking at. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Joel and Hannah have been to the dentist…. But some enjoyed it more than others. Plus there’s plenty of food chat - have you ever had a burger named after you? Joel has… But why is he never allowed Pho again? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel is full of it this week. He didn't even know how much he was going to love seeing Oasis at Wembley... But he did. Plus, Red Hot Chili Peppers as you've never heard them and the reason Wilde is just like his father. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

In an episode that was supposed to be recorded in the car, on the way home from Latitude (but wasn't), Joel & Hannah reflect on their very first live podcast record. How do they reckon it went?! Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

On the 4th of April 2022, the first episode of Never Have I Ever finally got underway, once Joel had remembered to press record... 1,208 days later, Joel & Hannah took to the stage for a LIVE podcast at Latitude Festival! Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/