“It’s so unsexy how much you lose stuff”

It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with an strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s rather impressed with himself. Hannah’s just worried that if Wilde develops his father's rare talent that he won’t exactly be the coolest kid in school.The team also decide on their New Year’s resolutions and look back to see whether they’ve managed to tick off this year’s… gold star for anyone remembering before Producer Joe does!Never Have I Ever will return on Monday 19th January 2026 - have the merriest of Christmases and very happy New Year!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up Australia, Joel and his colleagues went out for a couple of mid-morning schooners. Considering Joel drinks about as often as your average pregnant woman, he ended up rather merry!Joel and Hannah also decide that they should try and be more sociable (and that Joel’s got dead chat). They’ve got a few strategies up their sleeves to keep conversations flowing, but the golden rule: ask what their favourite crisp flavour is. Hook, line and sinker. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

On this week’s bonus ep, Joel and Hannah are discussing the fact that everyone in Australia seems to be wearing the tightest gym shorts known to mankind. And as they say, with tight gym shorts, comes great responsibility. Responsibility that Hannah makes sure to remind Joel of…Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

In this week’s episode, Joel and Hannah recount a trip to Tropical Fruit World, a beautiful Aussie wonderland which Joel tries really hard not to slag off (he’s not very successful in this endeavour).Also, Hannah shares her recent trip to a fortune-telling psychic. Beyond potentially being told to leave Joel, she had no idea what to expect. Have a listen and decide for yourself whether it was £25 well spent… Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Very exciting times on this week’s bonus episode - a certain beautiful Hollywood actress has followed Joel on Instagram. Joel is BUZZING and Hannah is, rightly, feeling a little territorial… Who's hovering over Joel's DMs? You’ll have to listen to find out (or read the episode title).Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah are trying to pick a baby names! They’ve even hired a professional to help while out in Australia. We’ll have to wait to find out though, because all name-based brainstorming is being kept strictly between Joel, Hannah... and the hotel cleaner.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Wilde is soon to be visiting entering the I'm A Celeb set! Very exciting. It isn't his first time or anything, but that little boy has become exponentially harder to catch and more dangerous to sensitive equipment since the last time. God help the crew.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Hannah's really becoming part of the Aussie community right now! She's made friends with the local men's walk and talk club and Joel is loving the early morning gym & coffee vibes. Now if only would Joel stop sunbathing with socks on...Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

Joel and Hannah are really stepping into their health and wellness eras to get read for baby #2. For Hannah this involves meaningful, spiritual processes like chakra realignment and crystal teachings… for Joel it involves having his varicose veins snipped. Health is wealth guys!Also, why the focus on Joel’s Dad’s feet? They seem more concerned about this man’s lack of flip flops than the fact that Hannah’s due date is set to clash with Joel's tour. It’d make for great material to be fair.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!

The only news that could possibly overshadow the whole family being in Australia is the pitter patter of tiny Dommett-Cooper feet - Hannah is pregnant and we are BUZZING! She did so well at keeping this all under wraps, Joel on the other hand… Did you spot the clues?Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!