Enter Sandman

the wedding singer o hell yeh i love t his one. my cousin Webby went thru a dirvorce a few years ago then her upendix burst so she almost died in the hospital B( she got out and was like super depressed nd also recoverin from surgery from th eappendix so i stayed over at her house and helped her pack her husbnads stuff all day and we just watched romantic comiedys all night. pretty sick but you can only take so much zelwiger, right? brigot jones is fine but nurse betty ijs just wack... drew berrymore is really good tho, like you see charlies angels??? i think she was in kill bill?????sup homies this is springer, im fillin in for parker. im his room mate and we also work at the law office together n im a attorney too. normally i work "Behind Teh sCenes" on the show. you know how in evcery episode theres a buzzer sound? well parker got me the job of fact checker so when are boss or the other one (jack?) say somethin wrong i run the buzzer sound ;B) not so fast! i dono where parker got off to but he left a note sayin he was sorry n dont worry an he was "Fulfillin His Purpose" and said the boss at work wold know what he meant n asked if id cover for him at work. were thick as theivesa nd brothers fr life n share almost everything an so yeah i said yeah. i think he jus needed some time off after he goit yelled at! dont tell nobody i said this but parkers kinda sensitive. lol lemem know if im doing a good job! after readin this descriptin yull be asked to complete a survey to tell my boss how i did and anything other than fives tars is bad review on me so you kno lol help a guy out. happy hallowoen! springer OUT. B) #quapquaptropics of interdest include:, sTeve Buscemi blink twice if ur in danger, jack snaps, dark side of th eweddin singeremail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmodeemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last episode, you asked for more! So here we are with thrills and spills galore! A 90s action comedy starring both Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler in their primes? Where do I sign up? It's free with ads on YouTube, so there! I'll sign up there on YouTube! Me! Parker! QUAP QUAP!! Court is now in session! Ha ha, just kidding, I'm not a judge, just an attorney. Last week at my law office, my friend Springer pointed out that in the last episode, I ended the description with QUAP QUAP!!! and that may not be something the general public knows about. This is a little Insider Info from me to you, and it's a SECRET protected by listener-podcaster privilege so mind you not a word! QUAP QUAP!!! is lawyer slang for the sound a judge's gavel makes! Also the thing the judge whacks with the gavel is called the Sounding Block. Just a bit of the lingo you pick up in law school, which I've graduated from. Speaking of, the movie they watched this time is a crime caper! I know a lot about crime, and the laws of the land, sea, and air because I have a license to practice law and a certain somebody - a certain ATTORNEY - might get mentioned by name this episode. ;). Also I have received my first performance review, and I have taken the notes to heart. At this time, I'd like to issue an apology to my employers at the Plasmaster Corporation and in particular to our CEO and my client, Samuel K. In the episode description for Episode 002: Billy Madison, I implied that Sam "screwed up" writing the first one and that was unprofessional. I am taking time now to reflect on my actions under advisement from my attorney, Springer. Going forward I will do my utmost to represent myself and this company with dignity. Please respect my privacy at this time as I take time to heal and grow.COURT ADJOURNED! QUAP QUAP!!! Topics of Interest Include: Buzz's Girlfriend vs. My Darling Wife, The Oldschool Shit, and Our Favorite Colorsemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmodeemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Avast me hearties and shiver me timbers! Sea Podcast? No! This is Enter Sandman! Parker here, attorney-at-law, and I'm representing my clients Plasmaster and Hat Mode in the episode description again this week! You may have noticed that the first couple sentences in this description were more appropriate for the first episode of Enter Sandman "Gone Overboard (or The Unsinkable Shecky Mosowitz)", and that's because Sam wrote the first one before he realized he wanted to hire me to do it going forward and I think the proof is in the pudding that I could do a better job. I have a bunch of notes about Adam Sandler in my briefcase I take to court with me every day as my day job as an attorney. Anyway, with that minor correction and retraction out of the way, this is episode FORE of Enter Sandman... Wait, that's not right. This is episode TEE. Ha ha, I'm just playing around, you guys. That's not a FAIRWAY to treat our listeners when this episode is about the everGREEN comedy 1996's Happy Gilmour! Click the Links below to email us or join the Club on Patreon. Links and Club are golf words too!! Now walk the plank or I'll see you in court!!! QUAP QUAP!!!!Topics of Interest Include: Enormous Men, Bruce Forsythe, Richard Dawson, and an Affinity for Game Shows and Decapitationemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmodeemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam and Jack have their lunches packed up, their boots tied tight, and are hoping they don't get in a fight while discussing Adam Sandler's 1995 comedy film Billy Madison! I like this movie! My name is Parker and I'm an attorney for the Plasmaster Corporation, and Sam has retained my services for writing these descriptions because of my familiarity with Podcast Law and Sam screwed up writing the description last week. Let me introduce myself: I'm Parker and I'm an attorney and my favorite Transformer is Grimlock ! My favorite store in town is the ice cream store, followed by the pet store where I go to observe the canaries or birds (aka my favorite animals). I hope we can get to know each other through my episode descriptions, because I haven't had a diary since I got banned off LiveJournal in 2003 (invented a new cuss word). Anyway, that's enough for this week. I have to get ready for court in the morning because I'm an attorney! Thank's For Reading! ;)TOPICS OF INTEREST INCLUDE: Jokes That Aren't Jokes, Jack Says a Slur, Whorish Product Placementemail: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a man to whom the See Podcast crew owes a debt of gratitude, but unfortunately he's just going to get a mess of attitude! Wow! Join us as we explore the cinematic oeuvre of comedy legend Adam Richard Sandler. From the early days, to SNL, to Happy Madison, to selling out COMPLETELY. We start off with an easy one: 1989's Going Overboard. I spent the whole description explaining the concept of the podcast instead of describing this specific episode. So sorry. I'll try to fix it for next time.TOPICS OF INTEREST INCLUDE: Billy Bob's Butt Hole, Sandler Ahegao, BACK. GET IT?email: [email protected]: @entersandmanpodpatreon: patreon.com/hatmode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.