Uncle Si Loses it Over Jacob Mayo's Embarrassing Thai Massage

Uncle Si falls apart laughing as Jacob Mayo recounts the wildly embarrassing massage that left him half-dressed, face-down, and praying for escape while his wife, Bella, watched the whole thing unfold. John-David shares the chaos of his kids trying to remove a harmless lizard they were convinced was a Komodo dragon, plus the boys react to unbelievable government stories — including parachuting beavers and Oregon’s infamous exploding whale — before celebrating a wave of first-kill photos sent in by listeners. An email about the eternal marriage fight over what should happen to all the Amazon boxes piling up sends Uncle Si into a relatable rant. Duck Call Room episode #503 is sponsored by: Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get their best unlimited plan for just $29.95 a month! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.ridge.com/duck #Ridgepod - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si reacts to the haters of his book and relives the glory days of his time at Duck Commander, where Phil promised him a tiny paycheck but Miss Kay’s cooking made it all worth it. John-David’s horizons are broadened by a unique dish Missy cooked for his family, and Martin gets Si going with his story of racing literal tanks at Fort Knox before getting busted by the top brass. Jay shows off a distinctive trophy his daughter bagged, and Si waxes poetic about the beauty of Texas’ Hill Country. Duck Call Room episode #502 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! For 30% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin suffers a good-natured scolding after admitting he taught his boys a lesson that definitely wouldn’t have earned Phil Robertson’s approval. John-David replays some of Phil’s greatest on-camera moments, sparking fresh stories from Uncle Si. Phillip brings up the massive roadside inferno he, Godwin, and Martin rolled up on during their drive home, a fireball so big it stopped traffic and had them wondering how close they came to real danger. Si insists his brand-new teeth are the secret behind his recent streak of good luck. Duck Call Room episode #501 is sponsored by: https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get their best unlimited plan for just $29.95 a month! https://nutrafol.com/duck — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin’s “Speedo situation” steals the show early, and Martin confesses to a major parenting blunder that has the potential to ruin his duck hunting season. Uncle Si meets a little girl named Lydia who’s fighting a terminal illness. Her mom, Morgan, shares how one small $16 miracle has revealed God’s hand in every step of Lydia’s journey. Si is moved to tears, and John-David, who knows firsthand what it’s like to watch your child face medical challenges, urges anyone who’s able to help this brave family in their time of need. If you’d like to help Lydia and learn more about her fight, see the link in the show notes below. https://www.gofundme.com/f/SaveLydia Duck Call Room episode #500 is sponsored by: For 30% off your order, head to HarvestHosts.com and use code DUCK https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://covepure.com/DUCK — Get the special $250 holiday discount when you use our link! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si leads a heartfelt sit-down with fellow warriors Jay Stone and Blake Cook, along with Blake’s wife, Nicole, to talk honestly about combat, coming home, and the weight military families carry. Si calls all veterans his heroes, and Blake shares what healing has looked like for his marriage, faith, and daily life after service. The boys and Nicole dig into PTSD, isolation, and why real brotherhood and accountability matter—especially for spouses who shoulder the unseen battles. Jay points to an incredible resource for veterans, and Si encourages those who are struggling, feeling lost, or battling addiction to reach out for help and give Jesus a chance to heal them. Duck Call Room episode #499 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod https://www.factormeals.com/duck50off — Get 50% off your first box right now when you use code duck50off at checkout! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get PureTalk for just $25 a month. Make the switch today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin’s twins fall head over heels for a beaver they name “Crunchy,” and their newfound affection accidentally saves his life—for now. Clay blushes when the boys bring up his brief “modeling career” and the front-and-center posters featuring him at sporting goods stores across the country. John-David and his cousin-slash-best-friend Heath have a race, though the whole thing sounds a little pathetic. Martin recalls the time he got his hair beaded and braided on a cruise, but what stands out most is just how horribly it all went wrong. The boys wrap things up by debating the sanity—and practicality—of deep-fried pizza. Duck Call Room episode #498 is sponsored by: Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 27% off sitewide and make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! https://rocketmoney.com/duck — Cancel unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. The average person saves up to $740 a year when using all the app’s premium features! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A kind listener returns a family heirloom to Uncle Si, and the boys join him on a trip down memory lane to see photos of Si, Phil, and Miss Kay as teenagers. Martin is floored by reports of “infected” monkeys on the loose in Mississippi after a transport crash, and Rucker sparks a debate about whether everyone is living in a simulation—though there may be proof to the contrary right in the room. Meanwhile, John-David lives that good-dad life, spending hours helping his son, Carter, perfect his role in the upcoming school play. Duck Call Room episode #497 is sponsored by: https://hillsdale.edu/duck — Hillsdale College offers more than 40 FREE online courses. There’s no cost, and it’s easy to get started. https://puretalk.com/duck — Get PureTalk for just $25 a month. Make the switch today! https://buyraycon.com/duck — Get up to 30% off sitewide for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si insists he’s discovered the secret to staying “well-preserved,” and Martin thinks he’s finally figured it out. Jacob swears Si’s wardrobe belongs in a vintage boutique, while John-David brings back another unbelievable shoplifting story that somehow ends on a surprisingly uplifting note. Plus, the boys discover a bear coat that could make them fashion legends for the “low” price of $500. Duck Call Room episode #496 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Get PureTalk for just $25 a month. Make the switch today! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUCK at shopmando.com! #mandopod - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si debuts his brand-new smile after finally taking Phil Robertson’s advice to get new teeth. Phillip’s jaw dropped when Si proudly pulled out the container holding his old teeth on the drive home from the procedure, and Martin relives a disastrous post-dentist hunt that left him regretting every move. John-David fuels everyone’s nightmares with his disturbing discovery of teddy bears sewn with human teeth. The boys bow for a powerful moment when Si phones a young fan battling cancer and prays for him, lifting him up to the Almighty. Duck Call Room episode #495 is sponsored by: https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! https://nutrafol.com/duck — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the MyPillow Bedsheets for just $29.88! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si answers fan questions from his DMs, and things quickly go off the rails. Martin opens a whole new world of “what-the-heck” with his knowledge of pet implants meant to make animals seem more “manly.” John-David resurrects the fart heard ’round the world from three years ago, and Hunter’s Christian heavy-metal impression sends the crew into a tailspin of laughter and awe. Plus, a puppy crash-lands the set and immediately bonds with Si’s beard. Duck Call Room episode #494 is sponsored by: One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% Off @‌Ridge with code DUCK at https://www.Ridge.com/DUCK #Ridgepod https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! Go to https://drinkag1.com/duck to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices