Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I (Theon VII). Originally recorded in 2019. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 659

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meereen revels in its "peace", fighting pits and slavery, while Dany and Barristan would like to google "How to do treachery". Quentyn is a nice kid and it's too bad Dany has terrible taste in men. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys VIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 658

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. R'hllor's got wedding game. Alys Karstark is a catch. Everyone hates Satin and Jon needs to watch his back. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 657

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We exit the world of Westeros and give some of our top picks for shows you should watch - including fantasy, reality and murder! A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - What to Watch. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 656

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime's a keen observer of the Riverlands. And its turnips. And its back hair. We're all firmly on Team Blackwood, but not so much with the Targaryens (sorry Egg). Jaime scrambles to his feet and we swoon on ours as the re-reread ends. The waiting is the hardest part, George. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jaime I. Originally recorded in 2019. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 655

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bidding on yourself at an auction is peak Tyrion Lannister behavior. GRRM is twisting the knife for Jorah. Tyrion's casing the joint and we’re happy to find ourselves pulling for him again as he looks out for his pals. Dany’s marriage deflates her bear but are her enemies too excited about it? Is Cyvasse really a party game? Is it okay if we just call you Dave, pal? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Tyrion X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 654

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy is back, someone should tell George. We love the way Mance sets the mood. There must always be a Stark in Winterfell, or else. What kind of monster doesn’t age their horse meat? Boom doom, here comes Stannis and his monstrous rep. Roose is scared and we’re all here for it. Spooky spearwives are gonna get ya, especially when you’re talking to your foster brother’s face in a tree. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - A Ghost in Winterfell (Theon VI). Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 653

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Blind Girl (Arya I). Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 652

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love it when characters meet—hint hint, George! Shireen is always an adorable scene stealer, we love her curiosity about Wun Wun despite his apparent drinking problem. Turns out, Tycho Nestoris did not come to The Wall to sightsee. We wonder about Jon’s lack of urgency to meet (f)Arya. Alys Karstark remains a fan favorite, especially when she’s telling us about sullen little Jon boy. Mostly, we’re just happy Jon Snow gets his moment to shine before . . . well, you know. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jon IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 651

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We had all blocked out the overwhelming volume of Daario Naharis content in Dany's Dance chapters. It is a lot, friends. George loves to bring us premium visuals like sunlight glinting on gold teeth. Now, picture Jon with a blue beard. You know you want it. But will Dany? We have our doubts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 650