Ep 106: NO TOP HATS! | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby's emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea "Rent a Man" to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp fan bones and a killer video bone about Gen Z crying at work. It's chaotic, hysterical, and painfully relatable—packed with sports-fan etiquette, dog-owner delusion, generational culture wars, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only two veteran comedians can get away with. Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year and get up to 47% off by going to https://www.ridge.com/BONE #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK   Join the Patreon patreon.com.bonetopickcast

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they're arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul's epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clueless booking agents, and an early-morning radio interview gone wrong. From there, the comics tackle fan-submitted "bones" about lotto lines, bad packaging, driveway blockers, and urinal etiquette — all with the same brutally funny honesty that makes the show addictive.   Support the show by going to http://hims.com/BONE Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap ("you stupid marble wooden cap!"), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they're cooking people's brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted "bones," including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors laughing in hospitals.   Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial "bone" about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful) debate about identity, confusion, and comedy. Add in fan-submitted grievances, a wild "video bone," and the duo's unbeatable chemistry, and this episode is equal parts chaos and catharsis. Whether you're here for the laughs, the logic, or the lunacy—this one's guaranteed to leave you yelling, "I've got a bone to pick!"   Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse's "I'm taking a shower" to the unspoken chaos of men's public bathrooms, the duo breaks down relationship misunderstandings, bathroom boundaries, and social taboos that everyone secretly thinks about but never says out loud. With fan-submitted "bones to pick" about parking lot stalkers and questionable handicap stall etiquette, the laughs never stop. Between Paul's meticulous neuroses and Bobby's wild outbursts, this episode delivers the perfect mix of stand-up-caliber storytelling, relatable frustration, and laugh-out-loud truth. Join our Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick. The guys dive into hilarious "bones" from fans, covering everything from DoorDash delivery etiquette to lint-covered pens and the plague of dashboard rubber ducks.   Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life's everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby's grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul's early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about "leaf peeping," Thanksgiving-every-day restaurants, shoeless breakfast buffets, and why wrestling should never air on ESPN.  Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/BONE  Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul's failed attempt to say "habitual" (landing on "provitual") to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The duo riff on everything from cheap socks and broken binders to calling your mother-in-law "Mom," while Mike chimes in with perfectly timed fan "bones." The conversation hits moments of pure absurdity and surprising heart—especially when Bobby recalls his rough school years and the ritual of signing big deals with a $350 Montblanc pen. Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast