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Too bad Thanksgiving.We're still on tour! Get tickets for our Nashville show at www.beachtoosandy.com.Go to dipseastories.com/beach for your first week free - then 25% off.Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to therealreal.com/beach.Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 55% off this month with Remi Club.Be the first to shop 25% off plus free shipping and extended returns at bollandbranch.com/toosandy with code TOOSANDY.Thousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high-quality therapy that’s actually covered by insurance. Visit rula.com/beachtoosandy to get started.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Five very impressive large molded dolphins.We have one last stop on our tour... Nashville!! Buy tickets at  beachtoosandy.comShop now at fabletics.com/beach to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and enter promo code BEACH. Go to sequencing.com and use promo code BEACH for 10% off. Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm going to bury you with your comrades.We're on tour!  Get your tickets for our remaining Louisville & Nashville shows at beachtoosandy.comGo to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for 50% off your first box and free dessert for life! Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to homeserve.com/bts.Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to therealreal.com/beach.Dipsea is giving our listeners their first week free and then 25% off after that, when you sign up at dipseastories.com/beach.Book a complimentary financial planning call with an Arca advisor at arcawealth.com/beach.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear.Listen to Who Shat on the Floor at my Wedding? And Other Crimes wherever you get your podcasts and visit whoshatontheflooratmywedding.com for more!For a limited time our listeners are getting a free full sized Mascara on their first purchase when they head to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code BEACHTOOSANDY at checkout. Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus free shipping on all US orders over $65.Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach.Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A belly full of white dog turds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I hate when they put wang in my food.Follow Michelle on Instagram at @michcoll or @The Michelle Collins ShowWe're going on tour! Buy tickets at https://www.beachtoosandy.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.