ASTRO SLUTS

We’ve made it full circle babes. The final sign of the Zodiac is here…Pisces. First things first, the basics. We dive into the final water sign of the zodiac’s symbol, modality, planetary ruler and more. Then, we discuss Pisces celebrities along with the TV and movie characters we think have strong Pisces energy. We share our listener’s experiences dating these whimsical fishies along with our own Pisces tales. To close out our Sign Series extravaganza we invite TWO Pisces besties to chat about their relationship to nostalgia, addiction, emotions and more! Whew!Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

They’re not like other signs…they’re Aquarians! In today’s episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius’ element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! Then, we discuss movie and TV characters who we think have big Aquarius energy, think: the quirkiest person you know. We share our own thoughts, opinions and anecdotes on dating Aquarians along with sharing our listener’s tales, before we call up one of our favorite Aquas!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We’re getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we’ve learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there’s so much more to Capricorns that we’ll discover. First things first, the basics. Starting off with Capricorn’s element, symbol, modality and more! We then dive into Capricorn celebrities and TV and movie characters who we think represent the Capricorn archetype. Then we call up a very special Capricorn to get the scoop on the life of a Capricorn, their values and parenting style. We close out the episode with some listener submissions and personal tales.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Giddy up! Today we’re discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next up, we discuss Sagittarius-coded TV and movie characters before we get into Sagittarius dating tales from our listeners. Our listeners share their experiences before we share our own experiences and thoughts on dating Sagittarius. To close out the episode we call up another astrology loving Sagittarius and of course have some laughs as we swap Sag stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Shhh…we have a secret. Today’s episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about this sign. We discuss TV and movie characters that we think represent Scorpio energy then turn it over to the listeners. Our listeners share their Scorpio dating stories then Aubrey and Dani share a few Scorpio dating tales of their own. We close out the episode with our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and chat with a Scorpio bestie, getting their firsthand account of what it's like to live in the mind of a Scorpio. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to adorable hour! We’re chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra’s element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through Libra celebrities then share the TV and movie characters that we think have that special Libra sparkle. We chat through some listener submissions of their experiences dating Libras and share our own tales. We try to get to the bottom of what makes Libra men such liars before calling up one of our cutie Libra besties! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today’s episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie and TV characters that we think give us Virgo vibes, *cough cough* Blair Waldorf. We read through our listener’s tales of Virgo dating experiences then share our own sagas. Lastly, we phone a Virgo during our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and hear from one of our besties what it feels like to be in the mind of a Virgo.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo’s modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo energy. We dial up one of our Leo besties to hear what it’s like to be a Leo straight from the source! After our chat we read through our listener’s experiences dating Leos and then we share some highlights from our own Leo dating (horror?) stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We’re making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Cancers before getting into Cancer celebrities to see how they show up in pop culture. After celebs, we each pick a few TV and movie characters that we think have big Cancer energy, hint: Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. We then discuss listener’s experiences dating Cancers and a few of our own unfortunate Cancer tales. To close out the episode we dial up a Cancer cutie in our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment to get a direct account of the Cancer experience.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Today we’re chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you’re one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they’re a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movie characters we think represent the Gemini archetype. We chat through a few tales of Gemini situationships and relationships from the listeners as well as our experience dating Geminis. To close out the episode we call up a Gemini pal for our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment who shares a firsthand look into the mind of the Gemini.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.