Duck Dong

This week Pete jumps into a cult from the 1800’s who believed the earth was hollow. But what else did they believe and do? Marissa wows her neighborhood on Halloween. Both hosts get into it over the new Hulu show Phony. Is it okay to give out pizza for Halloween? Where would you start a […]

You didn’t pitch us a good idea for the Halloween episode, so we did our best. Find out who we think Pinhead and Mr. Babadook are and who they really are in this short little episode. Get freaky this Halloween!

This week: Pete’s contentious relationship with a squirrel, Marissa’s family sick-shames her, and scary movies. Marissa also tells us all about one of the Kellogg brothers’ horrible medical practices. Was JH Kellogg secretly an incel? Do you eat corn flakes? In general, how you doing?

AI is indeed coming for your job– just not in the way you think. Maybe that way, too, but it can now analyze your emotions to determine whether you’re a good fit for the company. Everyone hates it, but it will succeed. We also talk big skeletons in the yard, Marissa’s new job, and how […]

Marissa has one finger on the pulse of book-tok and another on her chin with wonder. Why is romantasy so popular now? We also offer a couple movie reviews/updates and discover Marissa’s violence tolerance has NOT changed, despite what you may have heard. What do you like the least about Fall? What’s your romantasy pitch?

This week, Pete explores sports that have simple names– almost too simple, perhaps. It’s been a rough couple weeks for Pete’s brain, so he’s kind of delirious, but Marissa holds it down. How often do you pee in a day? What playful addictions do you have? Know any other weird sports?

Every wonder about duck junk? For not being the biggest bird fan on the podcast, Marissa is fascinated with one aspect of ducks. Find out how much she’s learned from a questionable amount of research. Plus, find out what a boxing bar is. What’s your favorite french fry? Are you seeing Coyote vs ACME? What […]

They say that too much money changes people, but Bryan Johnson may be proof that it doesn’t (for creeps). Find out how this guy is planning to live forever and currently experimenting on his girlfriend. What would you pour tons of money into? How’s your vaginal microbiome? Do you have boners whenever you fall asleep?

We have some audio trouble with Marissa at the start, but we sort it out before she begins schooling us on taste testing and taste testers. Think it’s just eating food all day? Think it doesn’t affect your life that much? THINK AGAIN! We also talk about reality game show pitches, Temu bug threats, and […]

Marissa saw Backrooms again. Speaking of being lost, Pete talks about Silver Plume, CO, and a few men who mysteriously met uncertain fates there. Both hosts also breeze through how they’re doing (spoiler: they’re okay). Where would you hide a backrooms entrance? What do you think happened to these men?