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what do the cast of the normal gays podcast, peter thiel, santino rice and the fab 5 all have in common? well ur about to find out. welcome back to wide load! this week we’re examining the deep intricacies, subtle coding and lived trauma of the queer experience, before ignoring all that and arbitrarily ranking gay guys based on their proximity to some things we think are funny. wide load’s official gay guy ranking comes to you live from the street of paris. Nothing better than supporting the downfall of the ruling class, except maybe.. #men 😄 #yep #imgay 🌈new episodes fortnightly xalso we finally pulled our plugs out and made a patreon so go subscribe to that x ⁠patreon.com/cw/wide__load⁠follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

we’ve got macy rodman with us !!! iconoclastic co-host of nymphowars and, despite her best intentions... the no.1 caitlyn jenner impersonator.patreon.com/wide__loadwatch the bonus part of this episode over on the wide load patreon macy tells us how nymphowars started out as a madonna cover band, before we get into DIY bathtub estrogen, litter boxes for kids, 9/11, and the UK release of rupaul’s stop that train. plus, obviously, a bit about our-girl-caitlyn jenner. AKA ‘the sword of damocles’.

did you miss us? depecheload and beef stroganoff are back from c*ck reduction surgery and catching up on the summer that was… talking dl’s festival bear, beef shouting mother at lorde, gay guys in relationships on twitter, and doing gender.new episodes fortnightly on mondays xalso we finally pulled our plugs out and made a patreon so like go subscribe to that x patreon.com/cw/wide__loadfollow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

depecheload and beef stroganoff are disecting what it means to be a str*ggot.. talking gay guys whose top artist is raye, rupaul’s top five things to do in london and petal. we get into it on transgender vegetables, straight conventions, non binary elected officials and long distance lesbians… wagamama!follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

despite no-one asking, depecheload and beef take on charli XCX’s: music, fashion, film... then lime bike down to kelela’s surprise london gig. then and ONLY then, switching their attention to the changing landscape of minion politics, and it’s that time of year where 10,000 of the worst f*gs u know are cruising through the norovirus pain at whole festival. nothing says queer liberation like paying €12 to d0uche in the sniffies village xfollow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

Tonight it’s just family and it feels so good x depecheload and beef ring in straight pride!!! dissecting ur juiciest pride confessions (powered by confessions 2: electric boogaloo) thanks madonna xxx follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

tsatsamis is back for pt2 girls. talking madonna on grindr, homphobia from the grave, and the last time the internet was good and pure, bon appetite (they got what was coming for em). plus we dig deep on our influential artists and music, ranking lorde albums, the f*g lament slop that is bon iver, the greatest festival line up of all time, pinkpantheress, zara larsson, and depeche loads release from religious psychosis. fierce is fierce igfollow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

welcome to the pod ‘gay guys w glasses answer to robyn’ tsatsamis. the secret (bear) chaser tsatsamis tspills on his new mix tape, giant b*tt plugs, kim petras, parasocial relationships, and a super secret bear xxx (we had a little too much fun so come back new week for pt 2...)follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ x

this week we ponder the nuances of an open gay guy wedding day, f*cking buildings and computers, cruising (of the jojo siwa and poop varieties), getting an ultrasound on ur b@lls and the social media ban… welcome to wide load! (unless ur kier starmer)

beefs spills on a veryy special trip to the doctors office, depeche load has a lot to say about susan boyle’s bob and we revel in the first ever pod cig (hopecore) happy park pod x