Cast 666: Mark of the Beef

Listen, records on vinyl are terrible. We all know this. Do not support this madness the guys have with grooves in a black disc. Digital is where it's at. That is all.

Have you ever wondered why aliens are sexy? I think it's cuz they know how to bring it. I can't prove that in any way, but I do believe it's true, just saying. This has nothing to do with what the show is about this week; I'm just wondering aloud - or atype as the case may be. 

How do you eat donuts and corn on the cob? I bet you aren't the pro Beef is. His style points and corn-eating dance are a sight to behold. We don't have it on video, but Rita assures us it's amazing.

I don't know you guys; sometimes I orgasm so hard I lose my hearing, said no woman ever. I want to add that if this is happening to you, perhaps it's not intercourse you are having that's the problem? Maybe put the jackhammer down? Either way, the crew tackles this issue and many more this time around. Join us!

We are like a nice, well-cared-for classic Pinto. Not everyone's cup of tea, but interesting. Just don't hit us from the back. Also, our safety restraint system is broken. 

You really haven't lived until Beef admits Zardoz is his man-candy. True of us all, really. However, be warned, it's a lot.

What happens when we hit that special number? Well, I'm not sure, but it seems to be completely caffeine-related or at least that what it looks like from this angle.

We have many updates on todays show. What can you put up your nose to make your relationship better? The answer wasn't Sean's first guess thats for sure. Also what time of day does your happy time work out best. Science says your wrong, or at least Beef is.

Okay, past Sean did leave the notes for future Sean to put the cast out on time. Future Sean missed it by a day because he wasn't paying attention, so here it is! And if you can follow that, you are now ready to take some LSD.

"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Sean Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so old though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in my bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on casts and just let loose