Cast 556: Happy Forking Everybody

Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if you looked like her you might come to the same conclusion as well.

Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, and we didn't stay on them. But Fallout is great and Sean may have a bit of a man-crush on Walton Goggins.

Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read correctly Abby is going to to read to you guys an erotica story she wrote. Sit back and let Abby tell you about life in the Commonwealth at Goodneighbor. Also, Sean says a few words after. 

Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a lot of talk this week about sex toys shaped like caterpillars... for no reason.

You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we've all been waiting for. Then Sean pimps Beef out on the discord server. 

Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just as fun now as she was back then!

Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in time. Here's the deal I swapped casts. 552 was actually supposed to come out now and this cast was supposed to be last week. Oops. Enjoy this time back to the year... two weeks ago when we were talking about limp noodles.

Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spent a super long time looking at bewbs this week. Its not our fault really they were there and then we were looking.  

She keeps coming back into the spotlight and we keep wishing she wouldn't. Farah has done it yet again and worked her way into our mindscape and, once again, we wish she would find happiness in some other way. Farah's latest surgery doesn't have her looking her best and Jake breaks it down like a fraction for ya. Take a look at the progression on the cast pic on our site. It's bad - just say'n.

It's a many splendored cast this time on the show. We find out that Beef is indeed organized, Sean and Jake delight in finding ways to trigger his cleaning OCD and there are things that people should not do to their parts.