#17 - Welcome to Goof Town

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problemsHello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons. 

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.  Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for a

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. Today I talk about the origins of the green dildo WNBA controversy, saying thank you when someone opens the door, and I take 2 voicemails from listeners. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice. 

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic, so sorry if it sounds low. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle ad controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “jumbo,” and realizing sometimes I have no rizz. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message. what's up. This week we're talking about the titan submersible doc, how alpha podcast bros are losers, some advice my grandpa gave me, and how I got called a slut for having a mustache.Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), $400 melons, and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to another voicemail. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week!what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild poop cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usual. enjoy.Remember to call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!