VAMPS (2012)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon, otherwise known as Mormon Edging.We took it to Spooky Cozy Vampire Werewolf Season because we needed this in our (damned) souls!!!! If you also remember when Jacob leaps over the bannister and has flippy legs please comment and let me know because it has stuck with me for years. Edward and Bella are FREAKS! JUSTICE FOR JACOB!!!!Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

If you haven’t watched this movie, you need to get your f***ing a** up and WORK. Rat-forward, vampire-forward rom coms DO exist and they are INSANE! For an Amy Heckerling movie about vampire romance, we make a surprising amount of jokes about The Crucible and Edgar Allen Poe (separately). Begging you to watch this and lmk what you think.patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

Ali Hazelwood, the woman you are! We are absolutely hyped to be covering The Love Hypothesis (2026), starring Lili Reinhart, Tom Bateman, and NO rainbow socks! (IYKYK…we will get into it). This adaptation was for booktok and for that we thank you. Listen on for our raves and rants!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

We’re continuing our religious streak with Joyful Noise (2012), starring Dolly Parton, Queen Latifah, and Keke Palmer! This was Sarah’s sister’s hyperfixation movie growing up, but other than that it feels like this exists in an alternate timeline. Whichever timeline we’re in, thank God we have a movie with these three legends SANGIN’ TOGETHER!!!!We are Double-Dolly-ing and covering 9 to 5 on the Patreon next week, so subscribe and Double-Dolly with us :-) patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

Sandy & Nicole are back!!!!! We love our original Practical Magic gals no matter how bad the sequel is! We have MANY thoughts, so stick with us as we go through them beat by beat.We are dying to know your thoughts, so leave us a comment!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

We know this isnt a rom com (except for the love of god maybe?), but it was originally a Patreon episode for (Catholic) Sarah’s (Catholic) birthday week. Alas, we had to pivot (PIVOT!) due to a family emergency. Please enjoy us being a little edgier than we typically are on Main!!If you're interested in the movie Christina talks about at the end it's The Magdalene Sisters (2002) and it is tragic and also they aren't nuns...I hadn't seen it in 6 years so I got everything wrong except the really bad stuff!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

Happy (Catholic) Birthday to our very own (Catholic) Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!! To celebrate 30 years of Sarah Sanchez Kelley we must also celebrate 30 years of The Birdcage (1996), starring Robin Williams & Nathan Lane. YAY FOR GAY JOY!!!!!!Yes, we realize that Sarah is Robin Williams and Christina is Nathan Lane. It simply is what it is.I stopped drinking red wine because of the TANNINS!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms (Sister Act will be out tmr!)⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

Let’s be honest, we are still trying to ride the high of Burlesque, so we had to choose a movie featuring Stanley Tucci and James The Vampire From Twilight: Easy A! Directed by Will Gluck (of current One Night Only disdain/praise) and starring OSCAR WINNER EMMA STONE.Some potential titles for our spinoff podcast:Christina & Sarah: Searching For TucciUnder The Tucci SunSearching for Ojai with Stanley TucciTina and The Tuc’This week on Patreon...CAMP ROCK 2!!!!!(Shane from The L Word walked so Joe Jonas could run)patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

We are nothing if not a Cher Forward Chair Backward podcast!!!! If you are in need of healing (via the power of dance, Cher, and growl-singing) then WATCH THIS MOVIE! Burlesque (2010) brings us terrible dancing, absolutely insane vocals, and Stanley Tucci repeatedly throwing outfits at a woman as he walks through a closet.Only talk to us if you are Cher Forward, Chair Backward!patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠

It's the Sex Purge Movie!Buckle up, Christina finally learned how to properly say she “suspends her disbelief” and she won’t stop saying it! The movie on everyone’s lips (except for The Odyssey and Spiderman: Brand New Day) is finally here and very political without actually having a stance?! A tragic world underlies this rom com and we fear that’s just not the vibe. Maybe we should give Will Gluck one night a year to make a rom com and see what happens.What would you make legal for one night a year?patreon.com/toalltheromcoms⁠[email protected]⁠ig:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ tiktok:⁠ ⁠@romcomsweveloved⁠⁠ ⁠⁠www.toalltheromcoms.com⁠⁠