Patriot: Very British Solutions

Step into the high-cut leotards, neon leg warmers, and rampant safety violations of 1987’s Aerobicide (aka Killer Workout). Join us on The Unwatchables as we sweat through safety-hazard gyms, lethal safety-hazard safety-hazard safety equipment, and a slasher who really prioritizes cardio. Stream now on Spotify—no gym membership required!

Big hair, demon possession, and peak 80s high school mayhem. The boys dissect Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II—the sequel that ditched Jamie Lee Curtis for demonic revenge, supernatural locker room chaos, and sheer B-movie insanity.Stream now to see if this cult classic holds up or belongs in detention.

Hosts Dan, Jimmy, and Mark endure the forgotten '94 gem, Stickfighter. When a DEA agent’s partner is killed, he turns in his badge to fight a drug cartel using only his... sticks. Join the guys as they break down the awkward dialogue, baffling action choreography, and the sheer audacity of this direct-to-video disaster. Is it a lost action classic, or does it deserve to be unwatchable? Tune in to find out!

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of Steven Seagal through a discussion of his film ‘The Patriot.’ While Seagal is often seen as a caricature of action stars, this film reveals layers of his personality and filmmaking choices that are as complex as they are entertaining. Join us as we explore the nuances of this unique cinematic piece and the man behind the legend.Plus Jimmy no here...

In the realm of 1980s cinema, few films stand out as memorably bizarre as Gymkata. This podcast episode dives into the absurdities and comedic gems found within this martial arts romp. Join us as we dissect the nonsensical plot, laugh at the hilariously cringeworthy moments, and explore the cultural commentary that emerges from this cult classic.

Struggling with the heat? Tune in to this week's episode of "The Unwatchables" as we dissect the B-movie absurdity of Supersonic Man! It's a low-budget, super-powered disaster with a hero who just wants to "help humanity." We're not sure he succeeds. Find out if it's hilariously bad or just plain bad.#Podcast #MoviePodcast #BadMovies #FilmPodcast #NewEpisode #SupersonicMan #TheUnwatchables

Get ready for an episode of The Unwatchables that will make you question everything! We're diving deep into the bizarre, the baffling, and the just plain bad with the 1987 "masterpiece" R.O.T.O.R. Think RoboCop meets Terminator, but like, if they were made in a dusty garage with a budget of zero. This is a must-listen for anyone who loves to hate-watch!#TheUnwatchables #BadMovies #ROTOR #RoboCop #Terminator #PodcastLife #MoviePodcast #WorstMoviesEver #80sMovies #CultClassic

The Unwatchables dive deep into the hilariously awful Deep Blue Sea 2—where smarter sharks meet dumber scientists. It's bloody, bonkers, and barely watchable. Join us as we roast this B-movie mess!

In this episode, we watch Starcrash—the off-brand Star Wars your grandma bought on VHS. Space bikinis, bad robots, & Hoff with a laser sword.

This episode, the lads dive into the gloriously tasteless "Sorceress." Expect juvenile humor and questionable fantasy tropes as they try to make sense (and fun) of this cinematic oddity. Viewer discretion advised... mostly for their commentary!