Butt Lips

Content Warnings galore!! This is our first "standup comedy" episode B*stiality-adjacent discussion, s*icide, C*tholic Ch*rch, gore (for degloved p*nis imagery), sm*king mention, g*ns, dr*g and alcoh*l ab*se talk and g*ndered language! Alternate episode titles: Black Comedy Handjob Louis CK's Monsters The Rapey Laughter TTHAS Presents... Deaf Comedy Ham Horror Talkies Comedy Abyss I, Cumedian Ask AI

Content Warning slash Trigger Warning - heavy discussion of SA at the hands of organized religion late in the episode when discussing conspiracy theories! Alternate episode titles were as follows: Funspiracy: We'll Be Here All Weak 100% Less Poop Than Last Week It's All Bull (Not Constantinople) Molest Teen Funspiracy Theory JC is a Jewish Conspiracy Molesteen Lizard FUN-spiracy! Message us on Twitter @talkyhorrorshow You can also find us on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and even Amazon!

We recorded an episode to debut our brand-spanking new INTRO and OUTRO music by Mikeypizzle. Give us a follow on Twitter at @talkyhorrorshow. This episode is about bodily functions from our unique liberal, sustainability-minded, energy-saving point of view. We also talk about Coachella and all things STEM. Alternate episode titles were as follows: The Gapes of Wrath Leaving Coachella: Part Deuce Wipe Me Poopchella Wipe Me @ Poopchella This R*pe Joke Hits Daddy Bjork Reykjavik Culture Reyk Culture Coachella Cosby Don't Cosby Me, Bro Don't Reykjavik Me

This episode is specifically designed to annoy you, to challenge the listener, to make you question your choice to listen to a podcast. If you make it through this episode without rolling your eyes at us, then you win a prize- tweet us on twitter @talkyhorrorshow or gram us on the gram-grams :*

Join Davey and Mike this week on a rip-roarin' adventure down the hot dog highway! ;D

In this week's episode brought to you by Astroglide and Chaturbate, David and Mikey discuss the Washington football team's new name- the Calloused Clits. They also dive into how the Covid-19 numbers are being fixed. Never let the internet see your feet.

Special guest host Mike brings on a special guest for part 3 of the relationship test.

Tweetwillow and special guest co-host friend of the pod, Mikey, discuss horseshit corporate platitudes in the face of revolution, summoning Satan and aliens, and the return of Belle Delphine! Big changes to the pod coming up, platform is moving to PH soon... All subjects very much related.

Tweetwillow and special guest cohost, Mikeypizzle discuss doom-scrolling, dining in the post-lockdown world, and D'elia- interspersed with personal anecdotes about Pokémon Go jokes bombing at virtual open mics and apartment gas leaks.

We've transitioned from horror to talk with our new cohost- welcome @mikeypizzle to the pod show 👏 Not the first Mikey & Tweetwillow collab. To usher in a new host, we switch topics from ¨all coronavirus all the time¨ to social action w/Black Lives Matter, & our personal experiences w/police.