Episode 5SOS: WE LITERALLY NEED HELP

Live via satellite. In the flesh. Walang lag, walang pores but still problematic.

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Content Warning: TAE

TALAGA NGA NAMANG HAHAMAKIN ANG LAHAT. Pakinggan kaming subukang gayahin si Google o si Jaclyn Jose, hindi mo sure. Shared brain cells check na rin kung may iba pa kaming alam dahil baka somehow, sometime, somewhere nawala namin siya. Wag kang magulo naghahabol kaming quota. EME LANG.

HELLO MGA BANAL! Simbang Gabi season na! Fresh pa ba kayo? Welcome back to you, to us, at sumainyo rin! eme Sumama sa aming biyahe papuntang impyerno! Basta be prepared, dahil walang hiraman ng pamaypay doon. kthnxbye.

SURF RICE MGA TUBOL! Na-miss ninyo ba kami? Akala ninyo mawawala na kami ‘no? Heh! Siyempre hindi. Mahirap kami i-flush, may cumbuck! STREAM PEARL NEXT DOOR!

Whether it be a goodbye or a see you soon, this is where it ends.. for now. For the last time this season, listen to us make fun of ourselves. DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded with a live chat audience. *now playing: queen of disaster by lana del rey piano cover*

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HELLO MGA PUKINDAT! PABABOY NANG PABABOY, MGA KAPITBAHAY. Hulaan sino ba talaga ang guest sa episode na ‘to? Listen how our boba asses try so hard to explain ourselves to PH BL stan Twitter’s favorite uncle, Tito Gus, as he immerses himself to the Pinoy BL sewerage culture. POTA ENGLISH, dinugo kami. Basta gets na ninyo yan or something... 🤟🏻😭

BULAGA MGA HALIPAROT! Pahinga muna tayo sa kalokohan at samahan kami sa aming sariling version ng soft hours para magbalik tanaw ng slight sa nakalipas na unang buwan ng The Problematic Podcast. Akalain ninyo ‘yon? Umabot tayo ng one month! Mula sa aming apat, maraming salamat sa pakikining... or something! 🤟🏻🥰