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Greetings Mash Fans, In this ReOpened file our heros look at episode 3 Requiem for a Lightweight from seasons 1 of Mash.  To win back a wonderful nurse from Margaret's wraith, Trapper enters the boxing ring with mammoth beast of a man. Will Trapper survive three rounds with a tank of a man? Does Henry will have no control over Margaret & the nurses? Is Frank's middle name "Weasel"? Learn some of these answers in this latest Episode of The Mash Files ReOpened. 

Greetings Mash Files Fans,  We are back!! Join our heroes as they go through the Fourth Episode of Season Five of M*A*S*H; Lt. Radar O'Reilly. To pay off a gambling debt owed to BJ & Hawkeye, Master Sgt Woodruff offers them promotions for which they decide to use to make Radar a Lieutenant. However, their plan backfires when the promotion makes no-one happy.  How will Frank live without his aftershave? Are Ritz crackers Holy? How much "fine leather" does Margaret own? How full of the juices of life is Klinger? Find out the answers to none of these questions on this latest File in The Mash Files!

Greetings Mash Files Fans You can now send us a Voicemail & let us know your thoughts or questions or whatever. You might even make it onto the show! Just go to our website; www.themashfiles.com & click on the "Send Voicemail" button & follow the instructions. This works best with a cell phone or tablet but also works on any device that has a microphone.  We look forward to hearing from you.  Thank you for listening,  Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon

Greetings Mash Files Fans. In this special File we look at an unproduced episode of M*A*S*H from 1972 entitled Hawkeye on the double. Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon read the script for this unfilmed episode where Hawkeye's affairs with two nurses may have finally caught him in a sticky situation.  

Greetings Mash Files fans. It's finally here, apologies for the delay, the next File of The Mash Files! Join Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they distill episode 3 from Season; Five Out of Sight, Out of Mind.   Hawkeye loses his sight when a wood stove, that strangely uses gas all of a sudden, blows up in his face. How will Hawkeye coupe with the loss? Will he get to keep his nickname? Will Frank learn a powerful lesson about cheating? What gift does Klinger help Potter select for Mrs. Potter? Find the answers to some of these questions on this exciting episode of The Mash Files.

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans The Mash Files ReOpened presents Season 1 Episode 2; To Market, to Market.  Join Cbus Jon & Cbus Brian as they re-explore this classic 2nd Episode from Season 1.  After losing vital vials of Hydrocortisone, Hawkeye & Trapper jump head first into the Blackmarket.  All it will cost them is one jeep & one Desk.   

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans & welcome to The Mash Files In this File Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon look at Margaret's Engagement  Margaret's been in Tokyo to do follow ups on form patients of the 4077.  But she captures more than just data whilst in Tokyo.  She nabs herself a future husband to be.  Everyone is shocked!  Especially in the way that Frank takes the news.  Will Margaret ever stop talking about Donald? Will Frank mend the Mess Tent doors? Where is Klinger? Where is Margaret's diamond? Learn the answers to these questions & more in this Hilarious look at Season 5's Episode 2, Margaret's Engagement. 

**This is the corrected version. The previous version was missing an audio clip.....Sorry.*** Wow it's Deja Vu all over again! Welcome to The Mash Files ReOpened. We are applying our current format to Season One & Two of M*A*S*H & here is our first ReOpened File.  Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot.  Rediscover how we all learned about Hawkeye, Trapper, Hot Lips, Henry, Radar & Frank in this first episode of M*A*S*H.  Our Hero's want to send their houseboy, Ho-Jon to college back in the states but how are they going to raise the tuition needed?! How are they going to keep Frank & Margaret from ruining it? What happened to Father Mulcahy? Found out in The Mash Files ReOpened!

Greetings M*A*S*H fans! Welcome to Season Five Episode One Bug Out! Part 2! Potter has found the perfect relocation spot but the ladies of the night refuse to leave the building he wants for the new OR.  Klinger loses his collection. Frank loses his whistle. And someone else plays Radar? Oh yes, & then there's Binky! Welcome to the next hilarious look at Bug Out! The great season Five opener.   

Greetings M*A*S*H Fans & welcome to The Mash Files! We have made it to Season 5! Join our heros Cbus Brian & Cbus Jon as they distill the Season 5 opener, Bug Out! Part 1 There's a Rumor flying around the camp that they will be bugging out any second now.  Just as Potter is telling everyone to cut the Horse Hockey about the fake Bug Out, the real one is announced.  Unfortunately, it comes to late as BJ, Margaret & Hawkeye have start a spinal surgery they cannot stop & once they are done, the patient cannot move for 24hrs. Will Potter find another great location for the 4077? Will the Klinger Collection survive the attack by the "ladies of the night"? Will Frank be force fed his whistle? Find the answers to these questions & more on the latest file of The Mash Files.