The Kennedy Assassination #6 - Dick Pic Dentist

FRIENDLY FIRE TKA episodes are when I get to talk to someone who actually likes me, and the feeling is entirely mutual! My guest this week is the super talented, very funny comedian Niles Abston!  We dish on standup in LA, Onlyfans, how mortifying it is to do comedy in front of your parents, and especially about his new special, GIRLS DON'T TWERK TO JOKES, which you can and should stream live now on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjUDh8gtdKw Follow Niles on Twitter @NILES100 to get him to 10k and make all his dreams come true. 

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual. Just like some other things... but I digress. My guest this week drills cavities while wishing he could drill a different kind of hole. Til next time, keep it in your scrubs.

Brent does body work on cars in Utah and hates just about everything except his dog, his camper, and... me. Which is pretty strange for a guy who answered an online ad for men who dislike me to guest on my podcast promising to "break me down like someone with an education would." He insists the episode is trash but I think we got into the psyche of the man who skates in Jordans. 

We're taking a week off from all the murder here on The Kennedy Assassination and kicking back on a grassy knoll to chat with two of my favorite people, legendary comedian Don Barris and the lovely Mary Jane! We talk shop about The Comedy Store, the absurdity of criticism online, and what you need to know to survive in Hollywood. 

I used to do a bit about how awful it would be if you were a decent guy named Chad, a quandary that today's guest, an OC based pool man and professional comedy critic will never have to ponder. Spoiler alert: he doesn't like my other jokes, either.

Tero and I wrap up our conversation from last week, discussing Elon Musk's OnlyFans potential, my problematic lack of engagement, the profession of being pretty, the lies I tell myself, and of course, the NUANCE of it all.  It's come to my attention that this might be less of a podcast and more of an automatic migraine machine, and for that I sincerely apologize. 

The Kennedy Assassination kicks off with a two part HOUR LONG spiel brought to you by my good pal Tero, a man who lives somewhere in the American Midwest and firmly believes that he's completely unsure of what he thinks of me. Is it wrong to profit off your good looks? Maybe. Is it a nuanced situation? According to him, definitely - the word gets tossed around so often in this episode, it's lost all meaning to me at this point